Howard: "Howard Cosell here with Wolfric Wilde. Wolfric, your combative career began not as a boxer, but as a Dungeons and Dragons character?"

Wolfric: "Tis true Howard. Before ye be the First Knight of the Order of the Dragon... but that was many years ago when Dangerous Dan was but a wee lad."

Howard: "And by what circumstances did you arrive on EKO`s electronic earth?"

Wolfric: "Tis a strange tale and befuddling to my mind. I was at a banquet, partaking of wine with a flavor quite odd, when of a sudden I was overcome by fatigue... it seemed an age did`st pass and I awakened in this land most peculiar."

Howard: "Are you at all intimidated by the progress of the pugilistc profession?"

Wolfric: "Oh, not at all Howard. Not at all. When ye have stood `gainst the charge of a four hundred pound ogre wielding a club the length of one of your so called `telephone poles,` the thought of facing a slack jawed yokel with a couple `o pillows strapped to his fists seems no fight at all."

Howard: "Howard Cosell, ABC sports..."