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Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell has issued a press release!
02 Sep 12:25 AM

Wut hippened? did gittin da fake COVID's azz handid to him 3 times by a fighter trained in Chickin Foo by a rooster make you stop yer postin on the ferums?

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell has issued a press release!
11 Aug 2:15 AM

Welp I layed the ole chicken foo on NVAX and stritched his ass on da canvas...who's nixt that needs ther ass nocked out?

Little Left has moved his gym to US East
04 Aug 5:19 AM

Little Left has moved his gym to US East

COVID-19 has issued a press release!
31 Jul 2:09 AM

Hey NVAX,

What was that about breaking my nose? Self-fulfilling prophecy I guess.

Don't feel too bad, Meadows avenged you against my gymmate Kreiger last night in the WT fight. Guess I'm going to have to fire my corner because they keep scoring wrong and getting my fighters killed. Bunch of monkeys and footballs if you know what I mean.

Game Admin has moved his gym to Canada
30 Jul 2:10 AM

Game Admin has moved his gym to Canada

Game Admin has moved his gym to England
30 Jul 2:10 AM

Game Admin has moved his gym to England

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell has issued a press release!
29 Jul 1:41 AM

So, uh, wut hapined was, uh, my manager was so shure that I wood win he let Mary Jane Rottencrotch corner me sos he cood go to da bar. Duh dumbass bitch smoked meth wit grandpa-daddy. She kipt tellin me dat I was winnin win really I was down a round. So dat is da reezun I didn't give Killa a full dose of da chickin-foo. I shoulda not listened and just gived the guy a rooster punch and not lift it with the dumbass judges....next week I is gonna smash some mofos face in...

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell has issued a press release!
25 Jul 4:56 PM

Trailer Park Talunt Show,
My manager told me wut you sid in the forums about me bein inspired by your jim. I ain't inspired mofo, I am a won of a kind, king of chicken-foo, an I speck to be beatin yer fighters fases in soon. Yer lucky you got 53's fighter cuz you at least have a chance agin him. I'd hand you your azz on a rusty hub cap.

Poopcycle has issued a press release!
25 Jul 1:45 PM

Well then...my manager started celebrating my impending victory too early and cornered me drunk...so instead of switching strategies I brawled to the body for half the fight and lost. I guess we'll have to have a re-do on this. This time with a semi-sober manager....

Cletus "The Chicken Coop Miracle" Dumbbell has issued a press release!
25 Jul 2:27 AM

Looks like I gots a fight with Big Boys Natural Born Killa...iffen there is one thing I no, its Big Boy's gym wuz full of cheatin' so's Im speckin some low blows an sitch. It's all good doh. I lernt chickin-foo when I was four fingerz old. A big ole rooster attacked me in grandmamy's yard an I 'it em with a spinnin judy kick an wholoped em so bad he thinked he was a duck adder that. Went out in da pond and drowned. Dat right thar is win I realized I was a world champion chicken-foo master.

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