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Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
26 Jan 2:41 PM

Cheap Sleezy,

I would say good fight, but you were even more docile than I could have imagined. The belt is gonna look real nice on my wall once I wash whatever crusty filth you’ve left on it away. Enjoy the girls! No doubt you’ll soon wrestle a WWE belt from some poor kid in a Wal-Mart parking lot while in a meth fueled delirium trying to relive your glory days as Midwest champ.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard has issued a press release!
23 Jan 2:59 AM

Listen to the guy talkin' all big....wanna talk about why you went to prison? Trying to solicit a hooker with meth and thought the female cop who showed up was the hooker in costume...don't worry though, after I beat the last of your brain cells in, I'll give you a job scraping dog shit off my shoe with your tongue. I would say teeth, but you ain't got none since the meth took them out...

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
23 Jan 2:59 AM

Cheap Sleezy,

Nice to see you're resorting to mud-slinging. Really living up to your "cheap" and "sleezy" moniker. No mention of my 10-0 record (much longer than yours btw!). No mention of how I hunted you through the divisions and now we get to touch gloves. (Please remember to wipe the drool from yours before we do. The only drool I want from you on my gloves is the kind that comes from punches landed.)

I've given you plenty to talk about, yet all I hear is about my alleged misconduct. Most of this comes from the girls and their wild hallucinations I'm sure (believe me, I've heard plenty about Xenon from outerspace).

I could speak at length about your continued impudence, but I must digress. We will let the judges' scorecards remind us who truly deserves this regional title.

Me.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard has issued a press release!
22 Jan 12:16 AM

Oh look...cousin Cletus got tired of humping the pigs in the pig pen and is coming out to fight me. Probably cause he took meth again and don't realize the ass whoopin he's in for...

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
22 Jan 12:15 AM

Cheap Sleezy,

Nice to see you're resorting to mud-slinging. Really living up to your "cheap" and "sleezy" moniker. No mention of my 10-0 record (much longer than yours btw!). No mention of how I hunted you through the divisions and now we get to touch gloves. (Please remember to wipe the drool from yours before we do. The only drool I want from you on my gloves is the kind that comes from punches landed.)

I've given you plenty to talk about, yet all I hear is about my alleged misconduct. Most of this comes from the girls and their wild hallucinations I'm sure (believe me, I've heard plenty about Xenon from outerspace).

I could speak at length about your continued impudence, but I must digress. We will let the judges' scorecards remind us who truly deserves this regional title.

Me.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard has issued a press release!
22 Jan 12:15 AM

Listen to the guy talkin' all big....wanna talk about why you went to prison? Trying to solicit a hooker with meth and thought the female cop who showed up was the hooker in costume...don't worry though, after I beat the last of your brain cells in, I'll give you a job scraping dog shit off my shoe with your tongue. I would say teeth, but you ain't got none since the meth took them out...

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard has issued a press release!
16 Jan 2:51 AM

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos...nice belt you got there...oh wait never mind...it’s me that’s got a belt and all the good lookin’ cousins. Guess all that’s left to love you is Uncle Rufus...

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard has issued a press release!
16 Jan 2:50 AM

Whats the difference between me and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos? Thanks for asking. I am 100x more handsome, I get all the best lookin' cousins, and I'm about to win the U.S. Midwest Lightweight regional title. The only title he's ever won, other than jail house hoe, is most STDs ever contracted by someone living in the back of grandpa-daddy's house trailer....

Mary Jane Rottencrotch has issued a press release!
16 Jan 2:50 AM

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is such a pathetic low life. He actually thinks that I would come back to him. Hell no looser, I'm undefeated, I'm ranked higher than you, I'm about to win another fight this week. What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Ewww....

Tami Lee Doublewide has issued a press release!
16 Jan 2:50 AM

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos...bitch please...I wouldn't come back to you if you was the last cousin on earth. I gots me a real man now and he don't even need a magnifying glass to find his...uh..tool...go back to your inflatable doll and leave the lovin' and fightin' to us real redneck folks...

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