1 pair human legs
          1 gallon Hollandaise sauce
          3 lbs. Canadian Bacon
           
          Take human legs
          Remove hair 
          Oil up and roll in flour
          Bake at 375 for 45 minutes (or until flesh peels from 
          bone)
          Wrap legs with Canadian bacon
          Place on English muffin and smother in Hollandaise 
          sauce
          Serve with love
          feeds six