Bilbo was a shy wee creature who lived in a hole in
comparative luxury until a tall white bearded Wizard named Gandalf came to him and convinced
him - for he was very sly of tongue - to leave his sheltered existance and come on an adventure in
search of treasure of magic rings.
The Day came when Bilbo was meant to leave and alas no Gandalf! Manager Rusty (who wasn`t
above a little slyness himself - if the prospect was worth it) had reminded the wizard of certain
overdue alimony payments and the white bearded one was last seen scurrying away to the east.
Then, donning high heels and a K-mart stick on white beard he come to Bilbos house and they
had the following exchange.
Bilbo "I am ready to search for the ring Gandalf."
Rusty "The ring you
search for is is surrounded by four mighty posts.
There you will find a man who is neither good
nor evil, and a hideous orc, who you must slay."
Bilbo "And then the treasure?"
Rusty
(grabs his ear) "Who said anything about treasure you lazy little punk - now give me
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