Fighter Scouting Report

'Polksta' Lenny Welk

has has a rating of 15, a status of 19 and record of 42-27-1 (23/12) and is currently R .  His record in world title fights is 0-1-0 (0/1)

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Fighter Description

Lenny is the offspring of famed TV Polka King Lawrence Welk and one of the Lennon Sisters. YES! Who'd have THUNK it! Apparently, somebody put WAY too much Schnapps in the punch bowl at a WELK Show Xmas party. Hence, Lenny is also the "illegitimate nephew" of renowned boxing announcer Jimmy Lennon. Lenny was sent to Poland to be raised by Welk relatives, and taught the finer points of Polka Music & Dancing. However, without the guidance & love of parents, Lenny fell in with a "bad set" in Cracow. He joined the most notorious gang in Poland, the POLKSTAS! The Polkstas are feared throughout Eastern Europe, even the Russian Mafia stays out of their way! They are the Polish Polka Gangsta Rappers! The BADDEST dudes West of Warsaw! Well, Jimmy Lennon heard of his nephew's situation, and brought him here to Stockton. Jimmy handed me a fat envelope, and I said "Jimmy, be assured that I, Ruben Luna, will turn this kid's life around!" However, I must admit I had my "fingers crossed" at the time! Yes, I've had success turning delinquent's lives around thru boxing; however, I got to tell you. These POLKSTAS are "muy malo," the worst I've ever seen! Hey!! I ain't no miracle worker! I just hope this kid don't turn out to be another Andrew Golota!

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