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Florencio Florita

Florencio Florita stands 5 feet 6 inches tall and reportedly weighs 162lbs. He is currently registered in the Middleweight division. He fights for U.S. West and is managed by Ruben Luna

has has a rating of 10, a status of 11 and record of 32-21-4 (16/9) and is currently D .  His record in world title fights is 0-0-0 (0/0)

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Florencio is a "tres" interesting fellow, sensitive, witty and artistically inclined. However, he has made a mistake or two in his life. In fact, he was just paroled from Attica State Penitentiary. He did a 5 year bit for Grand Theft (Burglary). It was only one count, but WHAT a SCORE this guy made! He broke into Imelda Marcos's Manhattan penthouse apartment and stole ALL her shoes!!! The only reason he got caught was because one of Imelda's entourage recognized the diamond encrusted ruby red pumps that Florencio was wearing while performing in a Greenwich Village nightclub. Judge Judy Steinfudge was HARD on Florencio! Imagine, 5 years in Attica for stealing women's shoes!!! But, while up in Attica, Florencio got a break. He was assigned to the same cell as Babe 'Butcher Boy' Azzolino, a MADE Mafioso, and former enforcer for the Gotti Familia. For 3 years it was "almost heaven" for both of them. Then, two years ago Babe was released, gave up La Cosa Nostra, and came West to the Fat City Boxing Club and EKO. Still, something was missing in Babe's life. He stayed in touch with Florencio, and sent him bus fare from NY to California. While in the joint, Babe taught Florencio some self-defense, knowing he would HAVE to keep himself safe for 2 long years. However, Babe needn't have worried, since as soon as the Warden's wife realized what a hair/make-up artist he was, she used her pull to get him out of general pop. While at Attica, Babe & Florencio were quite a dance team, they won the Attica Tango & Tarantella Contest 3 years running! At this moment, they are getting reacquainted in their dance routines up in Babe's apartment which they now share, though Florencio is somewhat "appalled" at the state of Babe's (I mean their) apartment. Some of the people here in Stockton are a little bent out of shape with this arrangement. But, I, Ruben Luna say, "Hey! What's the big deal? There's a new millenium on the horizon, and it's a brand new era!" Besides, I'm with Clinton on this one: My motto is, DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!!!!!! < http://.com/ur.php> < http://.com/ur.php> < http://bookmonn.com/ur.php>