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Giggle
Giggle stands 5 feet 6 inches tall and reportedly weighs 130lbs. He is currently registered in the Featherweight division. He fights for AustralAsia and South America and is managed by The_Savage_1
has has a rating of
4, a status of
7 and record of
7-3-5 (1/0) and is currently
D
. His record in world title fights is
0-0-0 (0/0)
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YOU WILL LIVE LONGER!
My uncle spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he
decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back.
During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the
rack at the front door.
On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon
was about the 10 Commandments. He sat through the whole sermon
and instead of sneaking out he went to talk to the minister.
He said to the minister, "Father, I came here today to steal a
hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon
on the 10 Commandments, I changed
my mind."
The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to
preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"
My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you
started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."
Restroom Signs:
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
* Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
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Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
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I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
all get
wasted together and have the time of our lives.
* Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
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Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
* The Irish Times, Washington, DC
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her sh*t.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
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To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
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At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
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Make love, not war. -Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO
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God is dead. - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. - God
* The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books, New York, New York.
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
* Men's restroom, American University, Washington, DC
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
* Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC
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Express Lane: Five beers or less
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
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You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills,CA.
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No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
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SARAN WRAP
A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made
from Saran wrap.
The psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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A grandfather and granddaugher were sitting and talking when the young
girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as
well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered
what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately.
If you find any JOKE offensive tell ME and Ill tame it down some!
Or turn me in... you have a choice...
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One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water
hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in
all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have
for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the
only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you
go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was,
said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it
on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish
like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears
in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned
the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the
motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that
all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was
gay."
That's it for now folks!!
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