Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to an arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work......

12 % on Mondays
23 % on Tuesdays
40 % on Wednesdays
20 % on Thursdays
and 5 % on Fridays

and help me to remember........

When I'm having a really, really bad day
And it seems that people are trying hard to annoy me
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to FUCK OFF

Amen.