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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Arie Haan by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Monday, August 24, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Arie Haan!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 hits with Arie with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Arie hits with a series of painful shots to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of stinging blows to the jaw.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of powerful shots to the mouth! Arie retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Arie is knocked off his feet!!

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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 throws a nasty cross to the mouth.
+Arie tosses a flurry of stinging shots to the eye.
+Arie tattoos Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie nails Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of quick blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Arie annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Arie Haan landed 21 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Arie doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Arie stays away from it.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Arie with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Arie paws a straight right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 15 punches, and Arie Haan landed 14 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Arie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie drills Dorkness 1 with a series of quick shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Arie fires a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Arie with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Arie hammers Dorkness 1 with a hook to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Arie Haan landed 16 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-26


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Arie shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Arie with a pair of powerful shots to the chest!
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Arie fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Arie ducks.
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+Arie pummels Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Arie Haan landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-35


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of blows to the chest! Arie retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie punches Dorkness 1 with a left to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Arie leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Arie Haan landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-44


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a hard roundhouse to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left shots to the ribs, but Arie stays away from it.
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+Arie tosses a uppercut to the ribs!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Arie throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a hook to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Arie Haan landed 10 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-53


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Arie attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Arie quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Arie with a barrage of vicious shots to the chest.
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+Arie attacks with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Arie attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Arie Haan landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-62


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a volley of stinging shots to the ribs. Arie seems wobbly!
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Arie takes it in the forearms.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Arie attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
+Arie fires a volley of stinging blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Arie with a series of blows to the chest!
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 22 punches, and Arie Haan landed 11 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-71


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Arie receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Arie grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Arie launches a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arie lands a pair of hard shots to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Arie catches Dorkness 1 with a stiff right to the head.
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific hook and Arie is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Arie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Arie attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Arie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Arie with a flurry of blows to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 1 drills Arie with a nasty right to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 suprises Arie with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
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Arie tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Arie with a pair of quick punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Arie begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Arie can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Arie Haan continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!