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(Light-Flyweight) Fly ZWIP Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 7 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Monday, July 27, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Fly ZWIP Dancer!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 7 stays away from it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer throws a flurry of punches to the face.
+Dancer throws a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dancer tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 7 tries a uppercut to the stomach, but Dancer covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a uppercut to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dancer paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 7 attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach!!
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 7 with a pair of solid punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 22 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dancer lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 7 deftly avoits it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dancer hits Dorkness 7 with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 7 fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Dancer steps aside.
+Dorkness 7 scores with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Dancer wallops Dorkness 7 with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Dancer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dancer lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 7 ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 7 paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 7 with a wild cross to the stomach!!
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-Dancer launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a right roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 7 with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dancer covers himself well.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer pops Dorkness 7 with a cross to the stomach. Dorkness 7 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 25 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 backs up Dancer with a pair of strong shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 39-37


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 7 clocks Dancer with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Dancer laughs!
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer jolts Dorkness 7 with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 7 scores with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dancer solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dancer attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 7 beats a hasty retreat.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Dancer stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dancer ties him up.
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+Dancer pounds Dorkness 7 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dancer slams Dorkness 7 with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 37 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 7 launches a cross to the ribs, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 hammers Dancer with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a right hook to the stomach, but Dancer ducks.
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-Dorkness 7 fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Dancer backs out of it.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 8 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 58-56


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dancer covers himself well.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 7 tosses a glancing hook to the ribs.
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+Dancer lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Dancer tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 7 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 7 tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dancer lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 7 quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 7 charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dancer hits with a left to the stomach. Dorkness 7 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 7 launches a series of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 11 of 40 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 68-65


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Dorkness 7 tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dorkness 7 throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dancer whacks Dorkness 7 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 6 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 77-75


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Dorkness 7 attempts a right hook to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Dancer ties him up.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer strikes with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 7 throws a series of left blows to the chin, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 7 connects with a volley of nasty blows to the face. Dancer covers up.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Dancer pounds Dorkness 7 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Dancer backs out of it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 7 launches a series of shots to the chin, but Dancer ducks.
+Dancer hits with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose!!
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+Dancer punches Dorkness 7 with a stiff roundhouse to the head!!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 fires a pair of hard blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 22 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 10 of 39 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 87-84


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 fights inside. (inside)

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-Dorkness 7 charges with a pair of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Dancer takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancer smashes Dorkness 7 with a glancing sweeping right to the head.
+Dancer hits Dorkness 7 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+Dancer pummels Dorkness 7 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 7 hits Dancer with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 7 smacks Dancer with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancer probes with a volley of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 23 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 8 of 28 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 97-93


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 7 solidly lands Dancer with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dancer hits with a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a series of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
-Dancer attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkness 7 steps aside.
-Dorkness 7 throws a series of right shots to the chin, but Dancer leaps aside.
+Dancer grazes Dorkness 7 with a stinging jab to the face.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 7 attacks with a right uppercut to the mouth, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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+Dancer lands a flurry of powerful blows to the nose!!
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-Dancer probes with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 7 whacks Dancer with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 22 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 8 of 33 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 107-102


Dancer is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 7 fights inside. (inside)

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-Dorkness 7 probes with a volley of blows to the head, but falls short.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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+Dancer smacks Dorkness 7 with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a straight right to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 7 fires a volley of punches to the chin!
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-Dorkness 7 tries a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but Dancer steps aside.
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+Dorkness 7 suprises Dancer with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 116-112


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 7 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-112

Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by decision!