Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\992235.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini defeated Army of Dorkness 8 by disqualification in round 2.Match Monday, July 27, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 8 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
My Cousin covers up.
-Dorkness 8 probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but My Cousin ties him up.
-Dorkness 8 charges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but My Cousin leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 8 hits with My Cousin with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Dorkness 8 hits with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 8 lands a thundering left haymaker and My Cousin is flattened!!
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My Cousin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 8 probes with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but misses.
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-Dorkness 8 paws a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+My Cousin drills Dorkness 8 with a jab to the face. Dorkness 8 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 8 attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but My Cousin covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 8 connects with a right to the eye. My Cousin doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 8 punches My Cousin with a flurry of furious blows to the chin!
Dorkness 8 lands a slow motion blow to the head and My Cousin's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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My Cousin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 8 pokes My Cousin with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 8 probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but My Cousin leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 8 paws a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but My Cousin ducks.
+My Cousin lands a barrage of light shots to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 8 landed 13 of 47 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 8 doesn't want to stop fighting!
My Cousin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 8 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
My Cousin covers up.
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+My Cousin grazes Dorkness 8 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+My Cousin hammers Dorkness 8 with a volley of stinging roundhouses to the head.
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+Dorkness 8 punches My Cousin with a pair of loud crosses to the temple.
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+Dorkness 8 punches My Cousin with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
Dorkness 8 lands a devestating left uppercut and My Cousin's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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My Cousin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 8 throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but My Cousin takes it in the forearms.
+My Cousin connects with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 8 charges with a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a left right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 8 wakes up the fans with My Cousin with a head butt! Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!
My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini wins by a foul!
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