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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated King Duece by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, July 22, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is King Duece!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Duece fires a pair of punches to the chin.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a hook to the chest, but Duece hides behind his gloves.
+Duece lands a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 10 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Duece escapes.
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+Duece hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Duece lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 10 tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Duece slams Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 10 belts Duece with a volley of painful blows to the ribs. Duece hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duece smashes Dorkness 10 with a volley of commanding punches to the head. Dorkness 10 ignores it.
-Dorkness 10 lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Duece beats a hasty retreat.
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+Duece smashes Dorkness 10 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 26 punches, and King Duece landed 31 of 31 punches.

King Duece won the round 10-9

King Duece is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Duece doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duece connects with a mean right to the chest!
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+Duece smacks Dorkness 10 with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a pair of painful shots to the stomach. Duece is hurt!
-Dorkness 10 fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 10 tosses a series of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Duece escapes.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duece hits with a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Duece lands a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
+Duece jars Dorkness 10 with a mean jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 10 of 27 punches, and King Duece landed 34 of 34 punches.

King Duece won the round 10-9

King Duece is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 10 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Duece doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Duece clocks Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Duece connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a right straight right to the ribs, but Duece backs out of it.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duece stuns Dorkness 10 with a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 10 lands a volley of shots to the stomach. Duece covers up.
+Duece jars Dorkness 10 with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!
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+Duece lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 10 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Duece lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 10 paws a hook to the chest, but Duece steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 10 of 23 punches, and King Duece landed 30 of 30 punches.

King Duece won the round 10-9

King Duece is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Duece remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 10 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Duece is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Duece slams Dorkness 10 with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. Dorkness 10 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 10 tries a series of blows to the face, but Duece hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 10 launches a series of right punches to the face, but Duece ties him up.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Duece covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 10 punches Duece with a pair of loud hooks to the temple!
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a flurry of heavy hooks to the mouth!
Dorkness 10 lands a mighty right hook and Duece collapses!!

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Duece struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Duece slams Dorkness 10 with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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+Dorkness 10 tags Duece with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a series of heavy roundhouses to the mouth.
Dorkness 10 lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Duece is knocked out of the ring!!

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Duece struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Duece whacks Dorkness 10 with a stinging straight right to the mouth.
+Dorkness 10 hits with a hard roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 15 of 38 punches, and King Duece landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Duece grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 10 pops Duece with a vicious right to the stomach.
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+Duece pokes Dorkness 10 with a series of glancing punches to the face. Dorkness 10 shakes his head to clear it.
+Duece thumps Dorkness 10 with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Duece suprises Dorkness 10 with a stiff jab to the face.
+Duece smacks Dorkness 10 with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
+Duece hits with a series of blows to the head. Dorkness 10 ignores it.
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+Duece connects with a pair of solid punches to the jaw!
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duece tags Dorkness 10 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duece takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin! Dorkness 10 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Duece hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Duece smacks Dorkness 10 with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Duece staggers Dorkness 10 with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Duece grazes Dorkness 10 with a jab to the ribs.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 hammers Duece with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Duece pops Dorkness 10 with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Duece hits Dorkness 10 with a nice straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Duece pops Dorkness 10 with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs. Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 10 launches a series of blows to the ribs, but Duece ducks.
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+Dorkness 10 belts Duece with a right to the stomach.
+Duece catches Dorkness 10 with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Duece fires a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Dorkness 10 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 10 tries to land a left uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 19 of 37 punches, and King Duece landed 64 of 64 punches.

King Duece won the round 10-9

King Duece is winning the fight 47-46


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 10 punches Duece with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duece wallops Dorkness 10 with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
+Duece scores with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 10 attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Duece pummels Dorkness 10 with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Duece throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duece tosses a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 10 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 10 paws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duece lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 10 paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Duece shakes Dorkness 10 with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
+Duece lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 10 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Duece deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 17 of 39 punches, and King Duece landed 30 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 10 fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 10 tags Duece with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a right hook to the chest, but Duece stays away from it.
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-Duece lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Duece beats a hasty retreat.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duece paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 10 ducks just in time.
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+Duece pokes Dorkness 10 with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 10 tags Duece with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Duece seems wobbly!
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 belts Duece with a volley of wild shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Duece staggers Dorkness 10 with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Duece throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Duece jolts Dorkness 10 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 19 of 40 punches, and King Duece landed 20 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 66-65


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Duece attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 10 fires a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Duece ties him up.
+Duece backs up Dorkness 10 with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Duece thumps Dorkness 10 with a series of mean punches to the head. Dorkness 10 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 throws a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Duece hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 10 thumps Duece with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Duece ducks.
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-Dorkness 10 throws a left left to the chest, but Duece blocks.
-Duece throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Duece staggers Dorkness 10 with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 17 of 40 punches, and King Duece landed 25 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 76-74


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 10 tries to land a right straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Duece lashes out with a left jab to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
+Dorkness 10 nails Duece with a nice sweeping right to the chest.
+Dorkness 10 strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach. Duece shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 10 solidly lands a right to the chest. Duece asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Duece throws a series of punches to the head.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 lashes out with a right jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Duece backs up Dorkness 10 with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 10 grimaces in pain.
+Duece takes charge with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Duece smacks Dorkness 10 with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Duece charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 stays away from it.
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-Duece probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 10 attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Duece hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 10 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Duece steps aside.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Duece hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 10 annoys Duece with a volley of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 22 of 37 punches, and King Duece landed 25 of 51 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 86-83


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Duece is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Duece tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 10 pounds Duece with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 10 catches Duece with a series of stiff punches to the ribs!! Duece ignores it.
+Duece solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
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-Duece attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 10 narrowly avoids it
+Duece scores with a series of loud punches to the temple.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Duece tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 10 punches Duece with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 10 strikes at will! Duece begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Duece can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: King Duece 10-9
Round 2: King Duece 10-9
Round 3: King Duece 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-7
Round 5: King Duece 10-9
Round 6: King Duece 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: King Duece 10-9
Round 2: King Duece 10-9
Round 3: King Duece 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-7
Round 5: King Duece 10-9
Round 6: King Duece 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: King Duece 10-9
Round 2: King Duece 10-9
Round 3: King Duece 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-7
Round 5: King Duece 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a technical knockout!