Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\991484.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated % E l B O X E O "im gonna turn pro now buy this" by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, July 15, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is % E l B O X E O "im gonna turn pro now buy this"!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This belts Dorkness 4 with a series of hard punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This rocks Dorkness 4 with a solid right to the face! Dorkness 4 is hurt!
+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This attacks with a uppercut to the face. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This lands a quick uppercut and Dorkness 4's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of strong shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a left to the chin.
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+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This pokes Dorkness 4 with a hook to the jaw.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 thumps Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This with a volley of heavy shots to the temple.
Dorkness 4 lands a terrific haymaker and Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This goes down!!
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Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a uppercut to the chin. Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This doesn't notice.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This goes down!!
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Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This stuns Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This with a loud hook to the temple.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 drills Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 4 lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Im Gonna Turn Pro Now Buy This doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!
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