Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\991363.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Jack Kevorkian defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-110, 116-111, 115-111.Match Monday, July 13, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Jack Kevorkian!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Kevorkian attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kevorkian stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of mean shots to the ribs.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevorkian punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kevorkian ducks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Kevorkian quickly backs away.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Kevorkian takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the jaw!
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+Kevorkian connects with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 14 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 24 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 10-9
Kevorkian doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Kevorkian leaps aside.
+Kevorkian tags Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Kevorkian tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Kevorkian with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Kevorkian probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 15 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 20-18
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Kevorkian probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevorkian smashes Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Kevorkian with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Kevorkian lands a series of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevorkian punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 15 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 30-27
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of hooks to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Kevorkian rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging shots to the chin.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of crosses to the chin. Kevorkian grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left crosses to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 39-37
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a right uppercut to the chest, but Kevorkian blocks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian leaps aside.
+Dorkness 1 suprises Kevorkian with a hard uppercut to the chest.
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+Kevorkian stuns Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the chest.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but Kevorkian steps aside.
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+Kevorkian stuns Dorkness 1 with a wild jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kevorkian lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 14 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 48-47
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a right hook to the ribs, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 launches a right left to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Kevorkian with a volley of painful shots to the ribs.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Kevorkian tries a right straight right to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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-Kevorkian attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Kevorkian hits with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Kevorkian strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!! Dorkness 1 covers up.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of right blows to the chest, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Kevorkian takes it in the forearms.
-Kevorkian attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus!
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+Kevorkian belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 14 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 39 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 67-66
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Kevorkian ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian steps aside.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Kevorkian with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Kevorkian probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Kevorkian throws a jab to the temple, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevorkian hits with a nasty jab to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Kevorkian with a glancing left to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kevorkian ties him up.
-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Kevorkian ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Kevorkian steps aside and laughs.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevorkian lands a jab to the eye. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of right blows to the chest, but Kevorkian steps aside.
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+Kevorkian smashes Dorkness 1 with a strong straight right to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian escapes.
-Kevorkian tries a volley of blows to the head, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 14 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 44 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 86-85
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
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+Kevorkian hits with a pair of nasty blows to the temple. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Kevorkian tries a pair of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Kevorkian lands a series of light punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kevorkian ties him up.
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+Kevorkian hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 25 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 37 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 96-94
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of right shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Kevorkian with a flurry of solid shots to the face. Kevorkian ignores it.
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+Kevorkian grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevorkian punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Kevorkian thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick shots to the mouth.
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+Kevorkian stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
+Kevorkian fires a flurry of light punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 1 tags Kevorkian with a volley of furious blows to the jaw! Kevorkian shakes his head to clear it.
+Kevorkian connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
Kevorkian lands a blood spattering left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Kevorkian pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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+Kevorkian jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
Kevorkian lands a crashing left blow to the head and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Kevorkian ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of blows to the temple. Kevorkian doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 31 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 50 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-7
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 106-101
Kevorkian grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left hooks to the head, but Kevorkian stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Kevorkian with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of stinging blows to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left crosses to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevorkian throws a quick jab to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 115-111
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 10: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 11: Jack Kevorkian 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Jack Kevorkian 116-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 10: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 11: Jack Kevorkian 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Jack Kevorkian 116-111
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 10: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 11: Jack Kevorkian 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Jack Kevorkian 115-111
Jack Kevorkian wins by decision!
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