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(Light-Flyweight) Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano defeated Army of Dorkness 8 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Monday, June 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 8 clocks The Punching Bag with a uppercut to the temple. The Punching Bag gets mad!
Dorkness 8 lands a thundering punch in the nose and The Punching Bag is knocked down!!

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The Punching Bag struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 8 tags The Punching Bag with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. The Punching Bag seems wobbly!
+The Punching Bag lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 8 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 8 hits with a barrage of mean combinations to the head.
+The Punching Bag attacks with a nasty cross to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a pair of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 8 lands a series of stiff punches to the eye. The Punching Bag sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-The Punching Bag probes with a series of left combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 8 steps aside.
+Dorkness 8 pummels The Punching Bag with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Punching Bag shakes Dorkness 8 with a series of blows to the stomach!
+The Punching Bag annoys Dorkness 8 with a volley of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 8 pummels The Punching Bag with a barrage of off balance combinations to the face.
Dorkness 8 lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and The Punching Bag's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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The Punching Bag struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-The Punching Bag probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 8 attacks with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a volley of combinations to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 18 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 19 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 10-7


The Punching Bag doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Punching Bag hurts Dorkness 8 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-The Punching Bag probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Dorkness 8 shakes The Punching Bag with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
+The Punching Bag attacks with a series of blows to the face. Dorkness 8 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 8 suprises The Punching Bag with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+The Punching Bag punches Dorkness 8 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-The Punching Bag fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 8 lunges with a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but The Punching Bag ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 8 lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Punching Bag ducks.
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-The Punching Bag tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 15 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 20-16


The Punching Bag remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 8 shakes The Punching Bag with a series of combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 8 tries a volley of combinations to the ribs, but The Punching Bag steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 8 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-The Punching Bag fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-The Punching Bag probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+The Punching Bag throws a loud jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 8 annoys The Punching Bag with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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+The Punching Bag jars Dorkness 8 with a series of combinations to the face.
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-The Punching Bag probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Punching Bag tattoos Dorkness 8 with a pair of glancing combinations to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 16 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 12 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 8 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 30-25


The Punching Bag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Punching Bag lands a series of shots to the mouth! Dorkness 8 retreats to the far corner.
-The Punching Bag tries to land a flurry of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
+The Punching Bag attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Dorkness 8 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 8 punches The Punching Bag with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+The Punching Bag pummels Dorkness 8 with a pair of commanding blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 8 launches a jab to the chest, but The Punching Bag deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 8 lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-The Punching Bag attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 8 steps aside and laughs.
-The Punching Bag fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 17 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 39-35


The Punching Bag is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-The Punching Bag throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 8 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 8 rocks The Punching Bag with a barrage of solid combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 8 charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-The Punching Bag probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 8 tries to land a left left to the chest, but The Punching Bag stays away from it.
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+The Punching Bag annoys Dorkness 8 with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
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-The Punching Bag paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 8 charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+The Punching Bag backs up Dorkness 8 with a series of powerful shots to the eye. Dorkness 8 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 14 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 48-45


The Punching Bag is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-The Punching Bag probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+The Punching Bag punches Dorkness 8 with a volley of punches to the head.
The Punching Bag lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Dorkness 8's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 8 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Punching Bag smacks Dorkness 8 with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but The Punching Bag leaps aside.
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+The Punching Bag strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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-The Punching Bag attempts a hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 8 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 8 lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Punching Bag ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 8 launches a series of combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkness 8 lashes out with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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+The Punching Bag lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
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-The Punching Bag lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 8 connects with a flurry of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano landed 18 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 8 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 8 is winning the fight 56-55


The Punching Bag is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

The Punching Bag comes out fighting.
Dorkness 8 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 8 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Punching Bag annoys Dorkness 8 with a barrage of shots to the face. Dorkness 8 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 8 attempts a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but The Punching Bag covers himself well.
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+The Punching Bag punches Dorkness 8 with a volley of loud punches to the jaw. Dorkness 8 gets mad!
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-The Punching Bag probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Dorkness 8 ducks.
+The Punching Bag smacks Dorkness 8 with a volley of nasty blows to the face.
The Punching Bag lands a slow motion right punch in the nose and Dorkness 8's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 8 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Punching Bag lands a furious uppercut to the jaw. Dorkness 8 covers up.
The Punching Bag lands a vicious blow to the head and Dorkness 8 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 8 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-The Punching Bag attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but falls short.
+Dorkness 8 thumps The Punching Bag with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 8 paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 8 whacks The Punching Bag with a flurry of punches to the chest. The Punching Bag gets mad!
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+The Punching Bag hammers Dorkness 8 with a commanding cross to the chest. Dorkness 8 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 8 throws a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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BELL
The Punching Bag is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 8 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 8 continue the fight! Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-9
Round 6: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-9
Round 6: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 8 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 8 10-9
Round 5: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-9
Round 6: Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano 10-8

Paul "The Punching Bag" Paggliano wins by a technical knockout!