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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 10 defeated BBQ Chkn by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, June 24, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 10!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is BBQ Chkn!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 10 jars Bbq Chkn with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Bbq Chkn quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 10 lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Bbq Chkn blocks.
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+Dorkness 10 attacks with a vicious hook to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 10 throws a series of punches to the eye.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn smashes Dorkness 10 with a barrage of vicious blows to the head.
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+Bbq Chkn drills Dorkness 10 with a barrage of strong shots to the head.
Bbq Chkn lands a resounding right blow to the head and Dorkness 10 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 10 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn attacks with a heavy left to the nose.
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+Bbq Chkn throws a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious blows to the jaw. Bbq Chkn seems wobbly!
Dorkness 10 lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Bbq Chkn is knocked off his feet!!

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Bbq Chkn struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 10 paws a series of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 10 hammers Bbq Chkn with a strong hook to the face.
Dorkness 10 lands a decisive haymaker and Bbq Chkn is flattened!!

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Bbq Chkn struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bbq Chkn attacks with a quick hook to the chin. Dorkness 10 gets mad!
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn pops Dorkness 10 with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Bbq Chkn connects with a barrage of nice blows to the jaw.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 attacks with Bbq Chkn with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 26 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 23 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 10 doesn't even want to rest!

Bbq Chkn doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn rocks Dorkness 10 with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn staggers Dorkness 10 with a series of painful shots to the chest!
+Bbq Chkn smacks Dorkness 10 with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bbq Chkn ducks just in time.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 tosses a pair of glancing shots to the stomach.
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-Bbq Chkn throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 10 blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 8 of 16 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 17 of 26 punches.

BBQ Chkn won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 10 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bbq Chkn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the chest!
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bbq Chkn hits with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 pokes Bbq Chkn with a series of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bbq Chkn fires a barrage of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 10 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 throws a barrage of nice shots to the ribs.
-Bbq Chkn attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 10 fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bbq Chkn blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 11 of 24 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 17 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bbq Chkn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bbq Chkn attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 10 hits Bbq Chkn with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 10 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bbq Chkn deftly avoits it.
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+Bbq Chkn backs up Dorkness 10 with a hook to the stomach!! Dorkness 10 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 10 charges with a right right to the stomach, but Bbq Chkn takes it in the forearms.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 hits Bbq Chkn with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn hammers Dorkness 10 with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 25 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 15 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 10 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bbq Chkn is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bbq Chkn pounds Dorkness 10 with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach. Dorkness 10 shakes his head to clear it.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 10 hits with a mean right to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bbq Chkn tries a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 steps aside.
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+Bbq Chkn annoys Dorkness 10 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Dorkness 10 retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bbq Chkn charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 12 of 25 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 17 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired.

Bbq Chkn looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 10 lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 10 attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bbq Chkn lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 escapes.
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-Bbq Chkn throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Bbq Chkn tries to land a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 10 deftly avoits it.
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+Bbq Chkn hurts Dorkness 10 with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 connects with a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
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+Bbq Chkn suprises Dorkness 10 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 10 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 10 landed 13 of 23 punches, and BBQ Chkn landed 14 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 10 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkness 10 is obviously tired.

Bbq Chkn collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 10 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bbq Chkn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bbq Chkn throws a series of vicious shots to the chest.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 10 annoys Bbq Chkn with a pair of punches to the eye!!
Dorkness 10 lands a tremendous haymaker and Bbq Chkn's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bbq Chkn struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bbq Chkn attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 10 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 scores with a volley of powerful blows to the chin.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bbq Chkn tattoos Dorkness 10 with a series of punches to the ribs! Dorkness 10 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Bbq Chkn with a series of loud punches to the chin. Bbq Chkn seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 10 tries to attack, but Bbq Chkn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bbq Chkn tries to attack, but Dorkness 10 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 10 throws a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
Dorkness 10 lands a resounding haymaker and Bbq Chkn is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Bbq Chkn struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bbq Chkn hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 10 annoys Bbq Chkn with a series of heavy shots to the face.
-Bbq Chkn lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 10 tags Bbq Chkn with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 10 lands a devestating haymaker and Bbq Chkn is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 10 is obviously tired.

Bbq Chkn receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: BBQ Chkn 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: BBQ Chkn 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 2: BBQ Chkn 10-9
Round 3: BBQ Chkn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 10 10-9

Army of Dorkness 10 wins by a knockout!