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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Beanii by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, June 16, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Beanii!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beanii comes out fighting.

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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beanii pops Dorkness 4 with a heavy left to the face.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of light punches to the chest. Beanii quickly recovers.
+Beanii suprises Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Beanii punches Dorkness 4 with a right to the nose.
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+Beanii connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Beanii attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Beanii attacks with a pair of powerful blows to the mouth.
+Beanii thumps Dorkness 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 is hurt!
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Beanii beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a cross to the chest, but Beanii deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 6 of 23 punches, and Beanii landed 32 of 32 punches.

Beanii won the round 10-9

Beanii is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beanii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beanii comes out fighting.

+Beanii throws a painful hook to the eye.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beanii hits Dorkness 4 with a series of nice punches to the jaw!
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beanii tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Beanii beats a hasty retreat.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beanii attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Beanii tosses a right to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Beanii with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 26 punches, and Beanii landed 23 of 35 punches.

Beanii won the round 10-9

Beanii is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beanii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beanii comes out fighting.

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+Beanii wakes up the fans with a barrage of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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-Beanii fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 stuns Beanii with a hook to the chest. Beanii beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beanii jolts Dorkness 4 with a strong sweeping right to the face. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
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+Beanii smashes Dorkness 4 with a volley of nasty shots to the ribs.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Beanii ducks.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Beanii landed 23 of 29 punches.

Beanii won the round 10-9

Beanii is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Beanii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beanii comes out fighting.

+Beanii tags Dorkness 4 with a series of strong shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Beanii with a series of loud shots to the ribs. Beanii seems wobbly!
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-Beanii fires a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 suprises Beanii with a hook to the ribs.
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+Beanii scores with a barrage of furious blows to the chin.
Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beanii attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
+Beanii jars Dorkness 4 with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Beanii takes charge with a flurry of strong shots to the chin.
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Beanii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beanii whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 26 punches, and Beanii landed 20 of 31 punches.

Beanii won the round 10-9

Beanii is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Beanii is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Beanii comes out fighting.

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+Dorkness 4 hammers Beanii with a volley of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Beanii with a furious cross to the stomach! Beanii quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Beanii with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+Beanii smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a left left to the chest, but Beanii blocks.
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+Beanii catches Dorkness 4 with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Beanii hits with a volley of mean punches to the head!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Beanii punches Dorkness 4 with a right to the head. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Beanii stuns Dorkness 4 with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Beanii tattoos Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 36 punches, and Beanii landed 28 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Beanii is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beanii looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Beanii comes out fighting.

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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Beanii takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Beanii with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Beanii with a volley of shots to the stomach. Beanii quickly recovers.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating right smash to the jaw and Beanii is flattened!!

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Beanii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Beanii with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Beanii attempts a sweeping right to the face, but Dorkness 4 escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Beanii wallops Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the face. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Beanii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of blows to the ribs. Beanii quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Beanii with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Beanii covers up.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Beanii drops like a stone!!

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Beanii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beanii hits Dorkness 4 with a series of nasty shots to the head!!
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but Beanii steps aside.
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+Beanii hits with a barrage of shots to the chin. Dorkness 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Beanii lands a barrage of blows to the face.
+Beanii pokes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Beanii backs up Dorkness 4 with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 44 punches, and Beanii landed 23 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beanii can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Beanii comes out fighting.

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-Beanii attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Beanii charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Beanii with a vicious hook to the solar plexus.
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+Beanii lands a stinging cross to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Beanii with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Beanii backpedals to his own corner. Dorkness 4 strikes at will! Beanii begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beanii can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Beanii 10-9
Round 2: Beanii 10-9
Round 3: Beanii 10-9
Round 4: Beanii 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Beanii 10-9
Round 2: Beanii 10-9
Round 3: Beanii 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Beanii 10-9
Round 2: Beanii 10-9
Round 3: Beanii 10-9
Round 4: Beanii 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!