Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\988973.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 8 defeated ryland by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 01, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 8!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is ryland!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 8 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Ryland covers up.
+Ryland wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 8 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 8 fires a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 8 lands a beautiful right punch in the nose and Ryland's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Ryland struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 8 launches a series of right blows to the eye, but Ryland quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 8 clocks Ryland with a blow to the face.
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-Dorkness 8 tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Ryland takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 8 fires a pair of left uppercuts to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Ryland smashes Dorkness 8 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 8 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 8 suprises Ryland with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Dorkness 8 launches a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Ryland steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 8 catches Ryland with a barrage of hooks to the face.
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-Dorkness 8 attacks with a series of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 8 tries to land a right blow to the chin, but Ryland covers himself well.
+Dorkness 8 smashes Ryland with a pair of solid crosses to the eye.
Dorkness 8 lands a crashing hook and Ryland is knocked off his feet!!
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Ryland struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ryland fires a pair of punches to the face.
-Dorkness 8 attempts a barrage of right hooks to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 8 tags Ryland with a series of hooks to the temple.
Dorkness 8 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Ryland's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 8 doesn't even want to rest!
Ryland doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Army of Dorkness 8 wins by a knockout!
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