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(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Spasm Jr. by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, April 02, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Spasm Jr.!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is brawling. (inside)

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-Spasm lashes out with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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+Tutu!! hits Spasm with a commanding jab to the solar plexus. Spasm sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Tutu!! slams Spasm with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
-Spasm lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! ducks.
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+Spasm pounds Tutu!! with a series of blows to the stomach. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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+Spasm lands a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
+Tutu!! pummels Spasm with a flurry of light shots to the temple!
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+Tutu!! stuns Spasm with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 14 of 33 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Spasm doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is brawling. (inside)

-Spasm throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
+Spasm drills Tutu!! with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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+Tutu!! throws a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Tutu!! attacks with a quick roundhouse to the temple!
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+Tutu!! grazes Spasm with a barrage of quick punches to the chin!
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-Spasm tries a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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-Spasm tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Spasm probes with a uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Spasm hits Tutu!! with a series of mean blows to the stomach. Tutu!! gets mad!
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+Spasm fires a quick cross to the chest. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 25 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 13 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Spasm doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is brawling. (inside)

+Spasm backs up Tutu!! with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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-Spasm charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Spasm probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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-Spasm lunges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Spasm solidly lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! lands a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! hits with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! drills Spasm with a pair of hard shots to the face! Spasm beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 24 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 16 of 33 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Spasm doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Spasm tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! slams Spasm with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! connects with a jab to the stomach.
+Spasm tags Tutu!! with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Spasm throws a series of quick shots to the jaw. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Spasm launches a series of crosses to the head, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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+Tutu!! shakes Spasm with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Spasm paws a pair of right hooks to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 17 of 22 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 11 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-36


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Spasm throws a flurry of left crosses to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Spasm throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Spasm fires a pair of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Spasm charges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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+Tutu!! whacks Spasm with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu!! probes with a right to the chest, but Spasm beats a hasty retreat.
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+Spasm stuns Tutu!! with a wild shot to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 17 of 22 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 11 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-45


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Spasm paws a flurry of right crosses to the head, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Spasm probes with a barrage of crosses to the face, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Spasm throws a series of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Spasm hits with a quick right to the eye.
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-Tutu!! throws a right jab to the chest, but Spasm escapes.
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+Tutu!! smacks Spasm with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Spasm hits with a volley of quick crosses to the jaw.
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-Spasm attempts a pair of right shots to the chin, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! smacks Spasm with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Spasm slams Tutu!! with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 19 of 23 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 12 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-54


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Spasm clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Spasm hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Spasm hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Spasm hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! hits with a series of off balance punches to the face. Spasm quickly recovers.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but Spasm hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Spasm blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 9 of 16 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 4 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-63


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Spasm fights inside. (inside)

+Spasm shakes Tutu!! with a light left to the face.
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-Spasm probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Spasm scores with a flurry of stinging shots to the head.
+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Spasm launches a volley of left shots to the eye, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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+Spasm punches Tutu!! with a series of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Spasm scores with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! connects with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Spasm attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu!! punches Spasm with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! staggers Spasm with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! connects with a flurry of punches to the nose. Spasm sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Spasm attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Spasm fires a roundhouse to the chest!!
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+Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs! Spasm gets mad!
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+Tutu!! drills Spasm with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Spasm punches Tutu!! with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Tutu!! jolts Spasm with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Spasm strikes with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 35 of 43 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 29 of 63 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-72


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Spasm fights inside. (inside)

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+Tutu!! hits with a straight right to the head.
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+Spasm pops Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the head. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Spasm tosses a straight right to the nose. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Spasm launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
-Spasm throws a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Spasm hits with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! punches Spasm with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Tutu!! smacks Spasm with a loud left to the solar plexus.
-Spasm lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Spasm attacks with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Spasm annoys Tutu!! with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Spasm pokes Tutu!! with a pair of hard shots to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! hurts Spasm with a pair of punches to the face.
+Spasm punches Tutu!! with a strong hook to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! clocks Spasm with a right to the chin.
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-Spasm probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 40 of 46 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 28 of 63 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-81


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Spasm launches a series of right uppercuts to the chin, but falls short.
+Tutu!! tags Spasm with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! tosses a hard left to the nose!
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+Tutu!! hits Spasm with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Spasm is hurt!
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+Tutu!! whacks Spasm with a straight right to the chin. Spasm sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Spasm launches a volley of left uppercuts to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Spasm stuns Tutu!! with a series of glancing uppercuts to the face.
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+Spasm pounds Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Spasm probes with a right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Spasm probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Tutu!! scores with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 30 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 11 of 33 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 100-90


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Spasm paws a right jab to the mouth, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Spasm paws a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Spasm attacks with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Spasm staggers Tutu!! with a hard uppercut to the nose.
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-Spasm probes with a series of left hooks to the eye, but misses.
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+Tutu!! annoys Spasm with a series of crosses to the jaw!!
+Spasm connects with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! tags Spasm with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! annoys Spasm with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! scores with a mean roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 35 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 8 of 32 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 110-99


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Spasm is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Spasm lunges with a uppercut to the head, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Spasm probes with a flurry of hooks to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Spasm launches a flurry of left uppercuts to the nose, but Tutu!! ties him up.
+Tutu!! throws a pair of punches to the stomach. Spasm grimaces in pain.
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+Spasm smacks Tutu!! with a volley of blows to the head.
+Tutu!! wallops Spasm with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Tutu!! annoys Spasm with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of punches to the face!
+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Tutu!! tosses a flurry of punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 33 punches, and Spasm Jr. landed 9 of 34 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 120-108


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Spasm is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 120-108

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by decision!