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(Welterweight) John "The Dwarf" Jenkins defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, March 05, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is John "The Dwarf" Jenkins!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Dwarf probes with a series of shots to the jaw, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! punches The Dwarf with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+Tutu!! backs up The Dwarf with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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-The Dwarf paws a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+The Dwarf catches Tutu!! with a pair of mean shots to the nose!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! wallops The Dwarf with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Dwarf attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! hits with a stiff jab to the chest. The Dwarf laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 26 of 31 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 10 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Dwarf leaps aside.
+Tutu!! solidly lands a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+The Dwarf fires a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-The Dwarf lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Tutu!! blocks.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Dwarf thumps Tutu!! with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! pokes The Dwarf with a barrage of light punches to the chest. The Dwarf falls against the ropes!
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf launches a left hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! clocks The Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 33 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 10 of 25 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

The Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Dwarf tattoos Tutu!! with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! lands a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu!! launches a volley of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-The Dwarf tries to land a volley of right blows to the chest, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
-The Dwarf tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! clocks The Dwarf with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+The Dwarf tattoos Tutu!! with a barrage of blows to the stomach!!
-Tutu!! fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Dwarf covers himself well.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 20 of 31 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 12 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! hammers The Dwarf with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! tattoos The Dwarf with a hard cross to the chest.
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+The Dwarf attacks with a volley of mean blows to the stomach.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.

-The Dwarf throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the stomach. The Dwarf backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
-Tutu!! charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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-The Dwarf tries a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Tutu!! ducks.
+The Dwarf slams Tutu!! with a glancing hook to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! punches The Dwarf with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 21 of 34 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 10 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-36


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! steps aside.
+The Dwarf attacks with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a series of strong shots to the eye. The Dwarf asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Dwarf jolts Tutu!! with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 6 of 8 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 11 of 25 punches.

John "The Dwarf" Jenkins won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 49-46


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Dwarf hurts Tutu!! with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! launches a series of left punches to the chest, but The Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! hits with a jab to the chest!!
+Tutu!! strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Tutu!! tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-The Dwarf attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! catches The Dwarf with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
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+The Dwarf clocks Tutu!! with a series of mean shots to the ribs. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-The Dwarf probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a series of mean punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 21 of 30 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 11 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 59-55


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu!! staggers The Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Tutu!! fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! fires a series of blows to the ribs.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+The Dwarf slams Tutu!! with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a sweeping right to the solar plexus. The Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 20 of 33 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 10 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 69-64


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+The Dwarf fires a volley of shots to the temple.
+The Dwarf tattoos Tutu!! with a hook to the nose. Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
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-The Dwarf throws a uppercut to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu!! tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu!! throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but The Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf probes with a right uppercut to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+The Dwarf solidly lands a series of blows to the face!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Tutu!! thumps The Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 31 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 13 of 30 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 79-73


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Dwarf hits with a heavy roundhouse to the face.
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-The Dwarf lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Tutu!! escapes.
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+The Dwarf smacks Tutu!! with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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-The Dwarf fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu!! tosses a barrage of loud punches to the eye. The Dwarf is hurt!
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-The Dwarf attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 8 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 13 of 32 punches.

John "The Dwarf" Jenkins won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 88-83


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-The Dwarf attempts a left hook to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! annoys The Dwarf with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu!! tags The Dwarf with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach. The Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! annoys The Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-The Dwarf paws a barrage of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! shakes The Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a series of stiff punches to the stomach. The Dwarf ignores it.
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+The Dwarf wakes up the fans with a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
-The Dwarf attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Dwarf hits with a mean left to the jaw.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Dwarf probes with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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Tutu!! tries to attack, but The Dwarf hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 27 of 30 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 12 of 33 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 98-92


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+The Dwarf whacks Tutu!! with a volley of shots to the nose. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-The Dwarf charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+The Dwarf hammers Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the head.
The Dwarf lands a brutal right haymaker and Tutu!! is flattened!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-The Dwarf probes with a flurry of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Dwarf lashes out with a volley of left uppercuts to the nose, but Tutu!! ducks.
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-The Dwarf attempts a cross to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Dwarf attempts a series of roundhouses to the face, but fails to score.
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+The Dwarf rocks Tutu!! with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. The Dwarf laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and John "The Dwarf" Jenkins landed 13 of 42 punches.

John "The Dwarf" Jenkins won the round 10-8

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 106-102


Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Dwarf is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+The Dwarf drills Tutu!! with a pair of shots to the eye.
The Dwarf lands a bone crushing right uppercut and Tutu!! collapses!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Dwarf attacks with a painful blow to the nose. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
The Dwarf lands a lightning right blow to the head and Tutu!! drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
John "The Dwarf" Jenkins wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu!! is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

The Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: John "The Dwarf" Jenkins 10-8

John "The Dwarf" Jenkins wins by a knockout!