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(Super-Lightweight) Ultra Slow Thinker defeated Total Control by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Thursday, November 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Total Control!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Ultra Slow Thinker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Control hammers Thinker with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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+Control smashes Thinker with a series of blows to the face.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Control attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Thinker solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the nose.
+Thinker hits with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Control tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Thinker wallops Control with a jab to the jaw.
+Thinker nails Control with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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-Thinker attempts a sweeping right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker tries to land a right right to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 11 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 20 of 32 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 10-9


Control doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thinker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Thinker launches a pair of punches to the face, but Control deftly avoits it.
+Thinker nails Control with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Control throws a flurry of blows to the face. Thinker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Control slams Thinker with a volley of blows to the face.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker throws a barrage of punches to the eye. Control laughs!
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+Thinker attacks with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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-Control attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 11 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 23 of 31 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 20-18


Control doesn't even want to rest!

Thinker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thinker catches Control with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Control paws a pair of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Control lands a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Thinker charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Control leaps aside.
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-Control paws a volley of punches to the head, but Thinker steps aside.
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+Thinker wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Thinker jolts Control with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker nails Control with a series of punches to the chest.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker pops Control with a volley of punches to the stomach. Control gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 11 of 23 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 23 of 32 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 30-27


Control doesn't even want to rest!

Thinker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Control fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Control wakes up the fans with Thinker with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
-Control lunges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but Thinker hides behind his gloves.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker pounds Control with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Control slams Thinker with a strong hook to the face. Thinker doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 7 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 7 of 8 punches.

Total Control won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 39-37


Control doesn't even want to rest!

Thinker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control tries a jab to the ribs, but Thinker blocks.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Thinker stays away from it.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Control lashes out with a light uppercut to the ribs.
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+Thinker lands a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Control lands a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Thinker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Thinker lands a jab to the ribs.
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+Thinker lands a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 10 of 23 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 24 of 31 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 49-46


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Control thumps Thinker with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control tries a pair of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Thinker throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Control escapes.
+Thinker jolts Control with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Thinker tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Control throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Thinker fires a flurry of strong punches to the ribs! Control sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Thinker catches Control with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker annoys Control with a flurry of furious punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 10 of 25 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 21 of 31 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 59-55


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Control annoys Thinker with a series of blows to the ribs!
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+Control clocks Thinker with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Thinker seems wobbly!
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker hits with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Thinker wakes up the fans with a nice left to the eye.
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+Thinker attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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-Control fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Thinker stays away from it.
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-Control tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Thinker blocks.
+Thinker whacks Control with a roundhouse to the temple.
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-Thinker attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker tags Control with a volley of punches to the nose. Control shakes his head to clear it.
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-Thinker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Control takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 11 of 23 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 21 of 33 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 69-64


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Control hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Control launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker punches Control with a series of punches to the eye.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Control lashes out with a left hook to the stomach, but Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Control charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Thinker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 8 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 6 of 8 punches.

Total Control won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 78-74


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thinker shakes Control with a nice roundhouse to the face.
-Control charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Thinker quickly backs away.
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+Control hits with a strong jab to the stomach.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Control lashes out with a left to the ribs, but misses.
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+Thinker scores with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw!
-Thinker tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but Control beats a hasty retreat.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker catches Control with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 10 of 23 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 21 of 32 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 88-83


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thinker jolts Control with a pair of punches to the face.
Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Control staggers Thinker with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Thinker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Control tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Thinker steps aside and laughs.
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-Thinker lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Control stays away from it.
+Thinker fires a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Control throws a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Control probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Thinker smashes Control with a jab to the jaw. Control beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 10 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 19 of 35 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 98-92


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Control paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Thinker covers himself well.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker throws a powerful sweeping right to the eye. Control beats a hasty retreat.
+Thinker hits with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+Control clocks Thinker with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Thinker throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Control ducks just in time.
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+Control catches Thinker with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus. Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thinker jars Control with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
-Control attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Thinker stays away from it.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker grazes Control with a flurry of blows to the face. Control sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 10 of 24 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 20 of 30 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 108-101


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Control clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Thinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Control attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Control paws a series of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Control grazes Thinker with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Thinker seems wobbly!
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Control hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Control throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Control landed 7 of 26 punches, and Ultra Slow Thinker landed 5 of 8 punches.

Total Control won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 117-111


Control remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 4: Total Control 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Total Control 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 11: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 12: Total Control 10-9

Total Score: Ultra Slow Thinker 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 4: Total Control 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Total Control 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 11: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 12: Total Control 10-9

Total Score: Ultra Slow Thinker 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 4: Total Control 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Total Control 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 11: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 12: Total Control 10-9

Total Score: Ultra Slow Thinker 117-111

Ultra Slow Thinker wins by decision!