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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Friday, October 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly throws a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a right to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
+Polly lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach!
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Polly throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid throws a right hook to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid fires a right cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Polly fires a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stoopid charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid steps aside.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Stoopid is hurt!
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-Polly attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid escapes.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Polly fires a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 25 of 36 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid charges with a right hook to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid fires a left right to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly tosses a jab to the stomach.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a cross to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the chest. Stoopid seems wobbly!
-Polly probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 25 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid lashes out with a left right to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Stoopid punches Polly with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
-Polly tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 19 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Polly lunges with a right left to the chest, but Stoopid steps aside.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the chest!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
+Polly attacks with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
-Stoopid paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 19 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid tries to land a right hook to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly throws a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Polly probes with a right to the ribs, but Stoopid blocks.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Polly launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Polly lands a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
-Polly lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
-Polly attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 25 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 31 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 59-55


Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has a broken nose.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!
+Polly tags Stoopid with a mean straight right to the chest.
+Polly takes charge with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a strong jab to the ribs!
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Polly scores with a series of punches to the chest.
+Polly solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly hits with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Polly slams Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid attacks with a series of powerful punches to the stomach! Stoopid is raining blows! Polly begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken nose.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!