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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Starscream by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Wednesday, October 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 490 pounds (222 kilograms) is Starscream!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Starscream beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Starscream stays away from it.
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-Starscream probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the nose, but Starscream covers himself well.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Starscream throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Starscream attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
-Starscream paws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left blows to the mouth, but misses.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a hook to the face, but Starscream narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Starscream landed 2 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Starscream won the round 10-9

Starscream is winning the fight 10-9


Starscream grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Starscream attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Starscream attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands fires a left jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Starscream attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Starscream fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but Starscream deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Starscream landed 2 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Starscream won the round 10-9

Starscream is winning the fight 20-18


Starscream is slowing down.

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of right blows to the chin, but Starscream leaps aside.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a jab to the head, but fails to score.
Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Starscream lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Starscream paws a roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Starscream steps aside.
Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands throws a right right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Starscream launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Starscream landed 2 of 22 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 43 punches.

Starscream won the round 10-9

Starscream is winning the fight 30-27


Starscream collapses limply onto his stool.

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Starscream charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Starscream paws a series of right shots to the chest, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but falls short.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the head, but Starscream hides behind his gloves.
-Starscream lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Starscream steps aside.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Starscream lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Starscream steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Starscream landed 2 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 43 punches.

Starscream won the round 10-9

Starscream is winning the fight 40-36


Starscream can't remember which corner is his.

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Starscream clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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Pillow Hands tries to attack, but Starscream hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a left sweeping right to the eye, but Starscream stays away from it.
-Pillow Hands probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Starscream stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Starscream with a barrage of shots to the head. Pillow Hands strikes at will! Starscream seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Starscream can't remember which corner is his.

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starscream 10-9
Round 2: Starscream 10-9
Round 3: Starscream 10-9
Round 4: Starscream 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starscream 10-9
Round 2: Starscream 10-9
Round 3: Starscream 10-9
Round 4: Starscream 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starscream 10-9
Round 2: Starscream 10-9
Round 3: Starscream 10-9
Round 4: Starscream 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!