Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\974324.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, September 24, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 658 pounds (298 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 322 pounds (146 kilograms) is Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.
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-Little Weenie paws a left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Kevin whacks Little Weenie with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin annoys Little Weenie with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Little Weenie grimaces in pain.
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-Little Weenie fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin backs up Little Weenie with a cross to the stomach.
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-Little Weenie tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kevin hammers Little Weenie with a series of punches to the chest! Little Weenie seems wobbly!
Kevin lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Little Weenie is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
Little Weenie can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a knockout!
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