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(Flyweight) Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy defeated Coal Cracker Dave by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, September 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 109 pounds (49 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Dave!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy is brawling. (inside)

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+Coal hits with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Wussy hurts Coal with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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-Wussy fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Coal connects with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Wussy seems wobbly!
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+Coal takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose. Wussy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coal catches Wussy with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
+Coal jolts Wussy with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Coal attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs. Wussy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Wussy annoys Coal with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Coal strikes with a volley of nice blows to the mouth.
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+Coal lashes out with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Wussy grimaces in pain.
+Wussy thumps Coal with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
+Coal hits with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Wussy gets mad!
+Coal hits Wussy with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Wussy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Wussy fires a pair of blows to the chest, but Coal steps aside and laughs.
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+Coal throws a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Coal attacks with a pair of loud shots to the chest.
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+Coal hits Wussy with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Coal lands a wild jab to the mouth.
+Coal shakes Wussy with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Wussy hurts Coal with a light hook to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 88 of 88 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 27 of 44 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 10-9


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy is brawling. (inside)

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+Coal hits with a series of glancing punches to the chin. Wussy doesn't seem bothered.
+Coal whacks Wussy with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. Wussy retreats to the far corner.
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+Wussy connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Wussy wallops Coal with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Coal grazes Wussy with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth!
+Coal annoys Wussy with a flurry of punches to the temple. Wussy ignores it.
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+Coal clocks Wussy with a barrage of powerful punches to the face!! Wussy quickly recovers.
-Wussy attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but misses.
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+Coal suprises Wussy with a quick jab to the jaw. Wussy is hurt!
+Coal lashes out with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Wussy hits with a left to the ribs. Coal ignores it.
+Coal slams Wussy with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coal connects with a right to the ribs. Wussy doesn't notice.
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+Coal tags Wussy with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Coal tags Wussy with a left to the stomach.
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+Coal wallops Wussy with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Wussy quickly recovers.
+Coal whacks Wussy with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw. Wussy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coal tags Wussy with a vicious jab to the jaw.
+Wussy solidly lands a barrage of powerful blows to the ribs. Coal falls against the ropes!
+Coal attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye. Wussy retreats to the far corner.
+Coal drills Wussy with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Wussy jars Coal with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Coal is hurt!
+Coal hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Coal hits Wussy with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Wussy throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Coal belts Wussy with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+Coal pops Wussy with a volley of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 81 of 85 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 28 of 37 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 20-18


Coal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wussy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy is brawling. (inside)

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+Wussy punches Coal with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coal belts Wussy with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Coal lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the head!!
+Coal hits with a series of punches to the head! Wussy falls against the ropes!
+Coal hits with a roundhouse to the head!
+Coal jars Wussy with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!
+Coal tosses a volley of light shots to the nose.
+Coal pounds Wussy with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Wussy wallops Coal with a pair of heavy shots to the stomach.
+Coal strikes with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Wussy seems wobbly!
+Wussy belts Coal with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Wussy hits Coal with a series of strong blows to the ribs! Coal doesn't notice.
+Coal throws a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
-Wussy tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Coal hits with a volley of hard punches to the jaw. Wussy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coal thumps Wussy with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Coal catches Wussy with a powerful straight right to the jaw. Wussy falls against the ropes!
+Coal smashes Wussy with a pair of shots to the head.
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+Coal tattoos Wussy with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Wussy staggers Coal with a nasty hook to the chest.
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+Wussy punches Coal with a powerful cross to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Wussy charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Coal covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 85 of 85 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 28 of 39 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 30-27


Coal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wussy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy is brawling. (inside)

+Coal hits with a pair of nice punches to the eye. Wussy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wussy paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Coal ducks just in time.
+Coal tags Wussy with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Wussy tosses a barrage of punches to the chest. Coal hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coal punches Wussy with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Wussy grimaces in pain.
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+Coal clocks Wussy with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Wussy paws a right roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Wussy strikes with Coal with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Coal attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Coal rocks Wussy with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Wussy lands a volley of wild blows to the ribs. Coal covers up.
+Wussy thumps Coal with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach! Coal sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coal hits Wussy with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Coal attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Coal lands a series of blows to the chin.
+Wussy hits with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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+Coal hits Wussy with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Wussy doesn't notice.
+Coal grazes Wussy with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!!
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+Wussy punches Coal with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Coal tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coal backs up Wussy with a volley of punches to the jaw. Wussy gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 86 of 95 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 29 of 36 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 40-36


Coal is obviously tired.

Wussy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Coal fires a pair of punches to the chin!!
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+Wussy clocks Coal with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Coal grazes Wussy with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Wussy annoys Coal with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
+Coal tattoos Wussy with a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Coal belts Wussy with a barrage of light crosses to the nose. Wussy backpedals to his own corner.
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-Wussy launches a hook to the ribs, but Coal beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade uppercuts to the face.
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+Coal hits Wussy with a solid shot to the temple.
+Coal throws a pair of commanding blows to the temple.
+Coal whacks Wussy with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
+Coal tosses a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Wussy strikes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Coal pokes Wussy with a commanding straight right to the head!!
+Coal clocks Wussy with a uppercut to the temple.
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+Coal wallops Wussy with a flurry of heavy uppercuts to the ribs.
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+Wussy nails Coal with a barrage of commanding crosses to the chest.
+Coal punches Wussy with a series of vicious hooks to the jaw.
+Coal grazes Wussy with a pair of mean punches to the eye!
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+Coal attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Wussy ignores it.
+Wussy fires a series of blows to the chest.
+Coal clocks Wussy with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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+Coal takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Coal throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 96 of 97 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 40 of 43 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 50-45


Coal is slowing down.

Wussy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Wussy drills Coal with a flurry of powerful uppercuts to the chest.
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+Wussy belts Coal with a vicious hook to the solar plexus.
+Coal punches Wussy with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Coal backs up Wussy with a flurry of nasty punches to the face! Wussy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coal throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coal catches Wussy with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Wussy pummels Coal with a sweeping right to the stomach!! Coal falls against the ropes!
+Coal tags Wussy with a volley of commanding uppercuts to the eye.
+Wussy catches Coal with a wild left to the stomach.
-Coal tries a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but Wussy ducks.
+Coal lashes out with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Wussy seems wobbly!
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+Coal hits with a barrage of punches to the nose. Wussy is hurt!
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-Coal throws a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Coal hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Coal connects with a series of furious punches to the temple! Wussy falls against the ropes!
-Wussy probes with a volley of roundhouses to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coal wallops Wussy with a series of hard punches to the face. Wussy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coal tattoos Wussy with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
-Coal throws a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Wussy catches Coal with a barrage of nice blows to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Coal hits with a pair of powerful punches to the head. Wussy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coal annoys Wussy with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Coal nails Wussy with a barrage of heavy roundhouses to the solar plexus.
+Coal hits with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Coal hits with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
+Coal solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Wussy covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 75 of 98 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 31 of 40 punches.

Coal Cracker Dave won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 60-54


Coal collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Wussy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Wussy catches Coal with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade uppercuts to the eye.
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+Wussy hits with a barrage of off balance roundhouses to the solar plexus.
+Wussy smacks Coal with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Wussy hurts Coal with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus!!
+Coal tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Coal throws a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Wussy laughs!
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+Coal nails Wussy with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Wussy punches Coal with a flurry of furious uppercuts to the ribs!
+Wussy staggers Coal with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Coal backpedals to his own corner.
-Coal fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Wussy ducks just in time.
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-Coal launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Wussy stays away from it.
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-Coal paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Wussy stays away from it.
+Coal hits with a pair of painful blows to the temple!
+Wussy stuns Coal with a wild left to the solar plexus. Coal sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Wussy whacks Coal with a series of nice roundhouses to the ribs.
+Coal fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Wussy covers up.
+Coal backs up Wussy with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coal takes charge with a vicious left to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Coal lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Wussy leaps aside.
+Coal hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Coal fires a series of punches to the face, but Wussy deftly avoits it.
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-Coal fires a volley of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Coal probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Coal attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Dave landed 47 of 83 punches, and Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy landed 38 of 39 punches.

Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Dave is winning the fight 69-64


Coal can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody lip.

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Coal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Wussy throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Coal fires a left jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Coal launches a flurry of left hooks to the ribs, but Wussy ties him up.
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-Coal launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Wussy covers himself well.
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+Coal scores with a barrage of nice uppercuts to the mouth.
+Wussy whacks Coal with a barrage of powerful hooks to the solar plexus.
-Coal paws a barrage of punches to the face, but Wussy ducks.
-Coal attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Wussy punches Coal with a barrage of hard uppercuts to the solar plexus. Wussy smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Coal can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coal can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 6: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9
Round 7: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 6: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9
Round 7: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Dave 10-9
Round 6: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9
Round 7: Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy 10-9

Angee would hate this Dancer Wussy wins by a technical knockout!