Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\970337.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, September 06, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Stoopid tags Mayday with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mayday lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid backs out of it.
-Stoopid attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but falls short.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Mayday ducks just in time.
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-Mayday attempts a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Mayday paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
-Stoopid throws a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday throws a left left to the chin, but Stoopid steps aside and laughs.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but misses.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but Mayday steps aside and laughs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches, and Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 5 of 47 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 10-9
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mayday remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mayday lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Stoopid attacks with a series of blows to the stomach!
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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-Mayday paws a flurry of blows to the nose, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but Mayday backs out of it.
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+Mayday pounds Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the chin!
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Mayday beats a hasty retreat.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 23 punches, and Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 5 of 50 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 20-18
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mayday is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 3
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Mayday fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Mayday punches Stoopid with a strong roundhouse to the stomach.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid grazes Mayday with a pair of shots to the stomach!
Stoopid lands a vicious haymaker and Mayday collapses!!
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Mayday struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stoopid pummels Mayday with a volley of shots to the chest.
-Mayday paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Mayday paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Mayday stays away from it.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Mayday tries a straight right to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Mayday fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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BELL
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Mayday collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
The doctor won't let Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock continue the fight! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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