Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\964533.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Monday, August 11, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
...
+Polly wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the stomach!!
...
...
...
+Polly attacks with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly fires a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid quickly recovers.
...
-Stoopid throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
...
-Stoopid probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
-Polly charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 40 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Stoopid gets mad!
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus!
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of light punches to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
+Polly hits with a straight right to the stomach.
...
...
...
-Stoopid charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
...
...
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly lands a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 21 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 38 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
-Stoopid attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
...
...
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
...
+Polly hits with a nice right to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Polly fires a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid laughs!
...
-Stoopid tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Polly takes charge with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly pops Stoopid with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 30 of 38 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
-Stoopid throws a right hook to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
...
+Polly lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Polly connects with a series of quick punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly attacks with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
...
+Polly throws a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a wild cross to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
-Polly throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid ducks.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 37 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
-Polly fires a right jab to the chest, but Stoopid hides behind his gloves.
...
...
+Stoopid clocks Polly with a commanding jab to the ribs.
...
...
...
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
-Stoopid throws a left uppercut to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
...
...
+Polly pops Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest!
...
-Stoopid tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
...
...
+Polly hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 34 of 38 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
+Polly attacks with a sweeping right to the chest.
...
...
...
-Stoopid throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
...
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
...
+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Stoopid paws a right hook to the ribs, but Polly ties him up.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly fires a strong straight right to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Polly hits with a nasty jab to the ribs.
+Stoopid suprises Polly with a volley of mean blows to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid fires a volley of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
...
...
-Stoopid paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest!
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid quickly recovers.
-Polly probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 46 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Stoopid fires a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
+Polly takes charge with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
...
...
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a right to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
...
...
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a cross to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
...
...
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
+Polly lands a barrage of glancing blows to the chest!
...
...
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
...
-Polly throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
...
...
-Stoopid throws a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid probes with a uppercut to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
-Stoopid attacks with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
...
+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 33 punches, and Parker Polly landed 43 of 48 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly looks exhausted. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 8
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
+Polly solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the chest.
...
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
...
-Polly paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
...
...
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a jab to the chest.
+Polly takes charge with a pair of stinging blows to the chest. Stoopid quickly recovers.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Polly solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
...
+Stoopid whacks Polly with a series of punches to the ribs.
...
-Polly attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
...
...
...
-Stoopid paws a cross to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
...
-Stoopid attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
...
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly backs out of it.
...
-Stoopid attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 46 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 9
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
+Stoopid connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Polly gets mad!
...
+Polly tosses a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't notice.
-Stoopid attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
-Stoopid launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
...
+Polly scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Stoopid tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
-Stoopid attacks with a right right to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Polly belts Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the face.
...
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a off balance straight right to the temple. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
+Polly hits Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Stoopid tags Polly with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Polly lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin.
...
+Stoopid throws a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
Stoopid lands a tremendous blow to the head and Polly goes over backwards!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Polly connects with a wild right to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 32 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-8
Parker Polly is winning the fight 88-82
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 10
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
...
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the face. Stoopid laughs!
...
+Stoopid pops Polly with a roundhouse to the stomach. Stoopid is raining blows! Polly falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
The doctor won't let Parker Polly continue the fight! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
|