Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\963341.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Wednesday, August 06, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Im That Dude blocks.
-Hitchens lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens hits with a barrage of commanding shots to the temple!
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+Im That Dude belts Hitchens with a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Im That Dude probes with a series of shots to the face, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Im That Dude ducks.
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-Hitchens throws a series of left blows to the mouth, but Im That Dude escapes.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 11 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 9 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Hitchens charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Hitchens escapes.
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+Hitchens fires a series of punches to the head.
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+Im That Dude fires a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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+Im That Dude smacks Hitchens with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Hitchens quickly recovers.
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-Im That Dude tries a left sweeping right to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Im That Dude lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a left left to the head, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
+Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 10 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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+Im That Dude lands a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a left to the nose, but Hitchens stays away from it.
+Im That Dude hurts Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the nose. Hitchens doesn't notice.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a cross to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens solidly lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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-Hitchens throws a right cross to the chest, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 12 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
-Hitchens launches a volley of blows to the stomach, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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+Im That Dude thumps Hitchens with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Hitchens fires a flurry of wild punches to the mouth! Im That Dude falls against the ropes!
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-Hitchens tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 12 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 10 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a wild straight right to the solar plexus. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Im That Dude tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
+Im That Dude nails Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Hitchens doesn't notice.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 10 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 11 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude charges with a right left to the head, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chin, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude paws a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Hitchens hits with a volley of commanding blows to the eye.
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-Hitchens attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Im That Dude thumps Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the nose. Hitchens doesn't notice.
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-Hitchens throws a series of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a powerful cross to the chin.
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+Im That Dude fires a pair of strong punches to the head!
+Hitchens staggers Im That Dude with a series of shots to the head. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude paws a right straight right to the temple, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of blows to the head, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
-Hitchens paws a flurry of blows to the nose, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Im That Dude lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitchens charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 12 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens hammers Im That Dude with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a commanding uppercut to the head.
-Im That Dude attacks with a roundhouse to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
-Hitchens lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a sweeping right to the chin, but Hitchens backs out of it.
-Hitchens launches a series of left shots to the head, but comes up empty.
-Hitchens attacks with a series of right shots to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 13 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a volley of off balance shots to the nose.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Im That Dude charges with a right straight right to the mouth, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Im That Dude thumps Hitchens with a loud straight right to the chin. Hitchens doesn't seem bothered.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the face, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens hits with a roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 35 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 14 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Hitchens ducks.
-Im That Dude paws a flurry of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
+Hitchens fires a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
Hitchens lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Im That Dude drops like a stone!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hitchens hammers Im That Dude with a series of wild combinations to the chest. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a barrage of painful blows to the chest.
Hitchens lands a resounding right hook and Im That Dude falls to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Im That Dude hurts Hitchens with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a volley of combinations to the temple, but Hitchens covers himself well.
-Hitchens attempts a series of right combinations to the head, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Im That Dude smashes Hitchens with a right to the jaw.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but Hitchens covers himself well.
+Hitchens throws a pair of shots to the head. Im That Dude asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a pair of heavy combinations to the chin. Hitchens laughs!
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-Hitchens probes with a right roundhouse to the chin, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a stinging cross to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-7
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-88
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens tosses a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
-Im That Dude throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Hitchens jars Im That Dude with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye. Im That Dude gets mad!
Hitchens lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and Im That Dude lands flat on his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of combinations to the temple, but falls short.
-Im That Dude charges with a combination to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Im That Dude lands a powerful sweeping right to the face.
+Hitchens slams Im That Dude with a series of heavy shots to the head.
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+Hitchens fires a hard left to the eye.
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+Im That Dude staggers Hitchens with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a pair of hard blows to the temple.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of right shots to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside.
-Im That Dude attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Im That Dude charges with a left left to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin! Hitchens is hammering relentlessly! Im That Dude can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-7
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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