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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Exothermic by unanimous decision: 117-113, 117-111, 117-112.

Match Sunday, July 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 507 pounds (230 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 262 pounds (119 kilograms) is Exothermic!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin stuns Exothermic with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Exothermic attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Exothermic hits with a pair of shots to the chin. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kevin thumps Exothermic with a hard hook to the stomach.
+Kevin fires a left to the stomach.
-Exothermic tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Kevin grazes Exothermic with a hook to the chest.
+Kevin annoys Exothermic with a series of furious blows to the ribs.
+Kevin stuns Exothermic with a pair of punches to the chest. Exothermic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Exothermic attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 32 punches, and Exothermic landed 6 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Exothermic doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Exothermic launches a left hook to the chin, but misses.
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-Exothermic probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin hammers Exothermic with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Exothermic attacks with a left hook to the eye, but goes wide.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a cross to the ribs.
-Exothermic attempts a left roundhouse to the face, but misses.
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+Kevin catches Exothermic with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin punches Exothermic with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin whacks Exothermic with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Exothermic landed 5 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Exothermic lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Kevin annoys Exothermic with a series of blows to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin grazes Exothermic with a pair of punches to the chest!! Exothermic grimaces in pain.
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-Exothermic fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
+Kevin connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Exothermic sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin lands a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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-Exothermic fires a volley of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin punches Exothermic with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin annoys Exothermic with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 32 punches, and Exothermic landed 5 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Kevin lashes out with a off balance cross to the ribs.
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-Exothermic lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin jars Exothermic with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin jars Exothermic with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Exothermic probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Kevin connects with a powerful jab to the chest. Exothermic quickly recovers.
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+Kevin throws a vicious sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Exothermic fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 33 punches, and Exothermic landed 4 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Exothermic attempts a uppercut to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic launches a right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic throws a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Kevin lands a stiff hook to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 2 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic launches a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Exothermic lunges with a pair of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Kevin shakes Exothermic with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Exothermic tries a volley of left blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Exothermic attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Kevin stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 2 of 20 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 60-54


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Exothermic probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Exothermic fires a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin fires a mean roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Exothermic fires a hook to the face, but falls short.
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-Exothermic paws a pair of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 2 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 70-63


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Exothermic throws a series of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Exothermic paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin solidly lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Exothermic lunges with a cross to the eye, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 9 punches, and Exothermic landed 2 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 80-72


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Exothermic lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Exothermic attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Exothermic lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks.
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-Exothermic paws a series of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Exothermic charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 3 of 24 punches.

Exothermic won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 89-82


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Exothermic throws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin smacks Exothermic with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach. Exothermic gets mad!
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-Exothermic launches a flurry of blows to the eye, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 3 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 99-92


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Exothermic lunges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Kevin covers himself well.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Exothermic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Exothermic attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Exothermic tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 3 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 109-102


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Exothermic is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Exothermic lashes out with a series of blows to the temple, but misses.
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+Exothermic hits with a pair of stiff blows to the chin. Kevin shakes his head to clear it.
Exothermic lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Kevin is knocked off his feet!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Exothermic probes with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus!! Exothermic doesn't notice.
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+Exothermic pummels Kevin with a series of stinging shots to the eye.
Exothermic lands a devestating left blow to the head and Kevin's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Exothermic connects with a flurry of mean roundhouses to the face. Kevin covers up.
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-Exothermic launches a pair of blows to the temple, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Exothermic probes with a pair of uppercuts to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Exothermic tries to land a right right to the chin, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin tags Exothermic with a pair of wild punches to the chest!
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+Exothermic hits Kevin with a furious cross to the eye.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Exothermic landed 9 of 38 punches.

Exothermic won the round 10-7

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-112


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Exothermic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Exothermic 10-7

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Exothermic 10-7

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-111


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Exothermic 10-7

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!