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(Strawweight) Gorgeous Jorge defeated Calista"too fat"Flockhart by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, July 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Gorgeous Jorge!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 34 pounds (15 kilograms) is Calista"too fat"Flockhart!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Jorge lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Too Fat hammers Jorge with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
+Too Fat tattoos Jorge with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Jorge backpedals to his own corner.
-Too Fat tries a volley of punches to the head, but Jorge ties him up.
-Too Fat paws a series of punches to the chest, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
-Jorge throws a volley of right blows to the nose, but Too Fat backs out of it.
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+Too Fat hits with a series of loud punches to the head.
-Too Fat fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Too Fat paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Jorge ducks just in time.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Too Fat connects with a loud jab to the head.
+Too Fat scores with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Too Fat attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Jorge annoys Too Fat with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Too Fat grimaces in pain.
-Too Fat attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but Jorge leaps aside.
-Too Fat throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Jorge covers himself well.
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-Too Fat throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Jorge leaps aside.
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+Jorge attacks with a barrage of hard shots to the nose.
-Jorge probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Too Fat beats a hasty retreat.
+Too Fat hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Too Fat charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Jorge covers himself well.
-Too Fat tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Too Fat launches a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Jorge catches Too Fat with a volley of blows to the temple!! Too Fat is hurt!
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-Too Fat attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 16 of 31 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 36 of 101 punches.

Calista"too fat"Flockhart won the round 10-9

Calista"too fat"Flockhart is winning the fight 10-9


Jorge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Fat doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jorge fires a hard left to the nose.
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+Jorge drills Too Fat with a series of hard shots to the mouth. Too Fat sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Jorge tries to land a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Too Fat backs out of it.
-Too Fat charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jorge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jorge tries to land a barrage of shots to the temple, but Too Fat blocks.
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-Jorge throws a uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Jorge throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Too Fat ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 9 of 33 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 2 of 8 punches.

Gorgeous Jorge won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Jorge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Fat doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Too Fat throws a left to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Too Fat lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Jorge tries a flurry of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Jorge tosses a pair of painful shots to the ribs.
-Too Fat lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
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-Too Fat tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Jorge steps aside.
+Too Fat tags Jorge with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
+Too Fat connects with a jab to the jaw.
-Jorge attempts a right jab to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Too Fat attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Too Fat throws a right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Too Fat probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Too Fat throws a right right to the stomach, but Jorge ties him up.
-Too Fat attempts a sweeping right to the stomach, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
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-Too Fat probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Jorge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Too Fat stuns Jorge with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Too Fat takes charge with a wild sweeping right to the eye. Jorge sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jorge connects with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Too Fat hits Jorge with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
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-Jorge paws a left straight right to the mouth, but Too Fat stays away from it.
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-Too Fat tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Too Fat probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Jorge ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 14 of 30 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 28 of 93 punches.

Calista"too fat"Flockhart won the round 10-9

Calista"too fat"Flockhart is winning the fight 29-28


Jorge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Fat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Jorge attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Too Fat lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Too Fat staggers Jorge with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Too Fat tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Jorge hides behind his gloves.
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-Jorge paws a roundhouse to the face, but Too Fat steps aside and laughs.
+Too Fat nails Jorge with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Jorge backs up Too Fat with a pair of strong blows to the face. Too Fat doesn't seem bothered.
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-Too Fat paws a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Jorge stays away from it.
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-Too Fat paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Too Fat probes with a left roundhouse to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Too Fat attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Too Fat throws a right jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Too Fat throws a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Too Fat hits Jorge with a pair of punches to the stomach. Jorge retreats to the far corner.
-Too Fat charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Jorge leaps aside.
+Jorge attacks with a roundhouse to the face.
+Too Fat fires a volley of hard punches to the face!! Jorge is hurt!
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-Too Fat attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
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+Too Fat fires a series of furious punches to the chin.
-Too Fat launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Jorge stays away from it.
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-Too Fat paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Jorge leaps aside.
-Jorge charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Too Fat ducks.
+Too Fat takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Jorge sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Too Fat tries to land a cross to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Too Fat tags Jorge with a flurry of quick punches to the eye! Jorge asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 17 of 37 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 26 of 104 punches.

Calista"too fat"Flockhart won the round 10-9

Calista"too fat"Flockhart is winning the fight 39-37


Jorge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Fat is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Too Fat throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Jorge ducks.
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+Too Fat catches Jorge with a wild straight right to the mouth.
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-Too Fat probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jorge takes it in the forearms.
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-Too Fat tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Too Fat probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Jorge takes it in the forearms.
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-Too Fat lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Jorge ducks just in time.
+Too Fat hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
-Too Fat fires a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Too Fat tries a volley of punches to the face, but Jorge covers himself well.
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-Too Fat charges with a jab to the eye, but misses.
-Too Fat tries a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Jorge whacks Too Fat with a pair of nasty blows to the chest! Too Fat laughs!
-Too Fat attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Too Fat attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Too Fat lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jorge ties him up.
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-Jorge probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Too Fat fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Jorge covers himself well.
-Jorge throws a hook to the eye, but Too Fat covers himself well.
-Too Fat throws a flurry of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Too Fat lands a barrage of heavy blows to the jaw.
-Too Fat throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Too Fat tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Jorge leaps aside.
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+Jorge jolts Too Fat with a volley of solid blows to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 16 of 31 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 19 of 101 punches.

Gorgeous Jorge won the round 10-9

Calista"too fat"Flockhart is winning the fight 48-47


Jorge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Too Fat looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Too Fat tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Jorge ducks.
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-Too Fat attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Too Fat throws a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Too Fat fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Jorge backs out of it.
-Jorge attacks with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Too Fat narrowly avoids it
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-Too Fat probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Jorge ducks just in time.
-Too Fat probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Jorge takes it in the forearms.
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-Too Fat throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Too Fat attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Too Fat takes charge with a stinging uppercut to the eye.
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+Jorge jolts Too Fat with a series of solid blows to the head!!
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-Jorge launches a right right to the head, but Too Fat covers himself well.
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+Too Fat tattoos Jorge with a volley of wild punches to the eye!
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-Too Fat charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Jorge leaps aside.
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+Jorge throws a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Too Fat tries a barrage of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Too Fat charges with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Jorge hits with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 17 of 32 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 16 of 90 punches.

Gorgeous Jorge won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Jorge doesn't even want to rest!

Too Fat collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Too Fat tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Too Fat attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jorge steps aside.
-Too Fat paws a pair of blows to the eye, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
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-Too Fat tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Jorge hides behind his gloves.
-Too Fat throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Too Fat tattoos Jorge with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Too Fat attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Too Fat probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Jorge hides behind his gloves.
-Too Fat attempts a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Jorge steps aside and laughs.
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-Too Fat lashes out with a volley of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Too Fat attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Too Fat probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
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-Too Fat lashes out with a right jab to the face, but misses.
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-Too Fat fires a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Jorge takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Too Fat charges with a right sweeping right to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Too Fat probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Jorge ducks just in time.
-Too Fat probes with a right straight right to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Jorge probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Too Fat blocks.
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-Jorge tries to land a left uppercut to the temple, but Too Fat takes it in the forearms.
-Too Fat paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Jorge narrowly avoids it
-Too Fat fires a volley of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Jorge thumps Too Fat with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Too Fat fires a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Jorge wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing shots to the temple.
-Too Fat attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jorge steps aside.
-Too Fat attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Too Fat lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Too Fat lashes out with a series of blows to the eye, but Jorge ties him up.
-Too Fat probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Jorge shakes Too Fat with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs.
-Too Fat attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gorgeous Jorge landed 19 of 32 punches, and Calista"too fat"Flockhart landed 10 of 95 punches.

Gorgeous Jorge won the round 10-9

Gorgeous Jorge is winning the fight 67-66


Jorge doesn't even want to rest!

Too Fat receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Jorge fights inside. (inside)
Too Fat moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Too Fat throws a series of punches to the head, but Jorge hides behind his gloves.
+Jorge strikes with a series of strong shots to the temple. Too Fat covers up.
Jorge lands a resounding haymaker and Too Fat is knocked down!!

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Too Fat struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Too Fat tries to land a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Too Fat fires a series of left punches to the face, but Jorge deftly avoits it.
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+Jorge pummels Too Fat with a series of vicious punches to the face.
-Too Fat throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Too Fat shakes Jorge with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Too Fat attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Too Fat attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Jorge lashes out with a heavy cross to the chin.
+Too Fat whacks Jorge with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Jorge laughs!
-Too Fat lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Too Fat probes with a right uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Too Fat charges with a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Too Fat attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Jorge quickly backs away.
+Jorge annoys Too Fat with a volley of solid punches to the mouth!
-Too Fat throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Too Fat fires a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Jorge smashes Too Fat with a series of light blows to the chin.
Jorge lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Too Fat is knocked down!!

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Too Fat struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jorge tags Too Fat with a barrage of wild punches to the face!
+Jorge lands a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Too Fat throws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Jorge ties him up.
+Too Fat catches Jorge with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Jorge sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Too Fat attempts a left right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Jorge clocks Too Fat with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. Jorge drops his guard and pounds away! Too Fat begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Gorgeous Jorge wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jorge doesn't even want to rest!

Too Fat can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 2: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 3: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 4: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 5: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 6: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 7: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 2: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 3: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 4: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 5: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 6: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 7: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 2: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 3: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 4: Calista"too fat"Flockhart 10-9
Round 5: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 6: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9
Round 7: Gorgeous Jorge 10-9

Gorgeous Jorge wins by a technical knockout!