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(Welterweight) James Kirkland defeated Cosmo Kramer by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, July 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is James Kirkland!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 141 pounds (64 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kirkland is brawling. (inside)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer punches Kirkland with a flurry of hard shots to the chest. Kirkland falls against the ropes!
-Kirkland attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Kramer tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. Kirkland covers up.
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-Kirkland throws a pair of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Kirkland punches Kramer with a pair of commanding shots to the nose.
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-Kirkland attacks with a series of blows to the face, but misses completely.
+Kramer pounds Kirkland with a cross to the temple. Kirkland sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kramer slams Kirkland with a jab to the mouth.
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+Kirkland attacks with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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+Kramer smacks Kirkland with a flurry of light punches to the chin!
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+Kramer fires a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Kirkland tries a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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+Kramer lands a barrage of punches to the eye. Kirkland hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Kirkland landed 12 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 42 of 42 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9

Kirkland doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

ROUND 2

Kirkland is brawling. (inside)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kramer tosses a pair of nasty punches to the head!
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+Kirkland whacks Kramer with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Kramer whacks Kirkland with a jab to the mouth.
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-Kirkland throws a roundhouse to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer fires a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Kirkland sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Kirkland tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Kirkland fires a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Kramer smacks Kirkland with a volley of wild punches to the jaw! Kirkland doesn't seem bothered.
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+Kramer lands a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Kramer attacks with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Kramer pounds Kirkland with a quick left to the chest. Kirkland sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kramer tosses a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Kirkland landed 13 of 35 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 38 of 38 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18

Kirkland doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

ROUND 3

Kirkland is brawling. (inside)
Kramer covers up.

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-Kirkland launches a uppercut to the face, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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+Kramer hurts Kirkland with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Kirkland takes charge with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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-Kirkland probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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+Kirkland annoys Kramer with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Kramer falls against the ropes!
-Kirkland probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Kramer blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

James Kirkland landed 11 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches.

James Kirkland won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28

Kirkland doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

ROUND 4

Kirkland is brawling. (inside)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer connects with a straight right to the chin! Kirkland grimaces in pain.
+Kramer punches Kirkland with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Kirkland attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Kirkland tosses a light straight right to the face.
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-Kirkland fires a left left to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer hurts Kirkland with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Kramer tags Kirkland with a hard right to the face!
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+Kramer hits with a series of shots to the face.
-Kirkland throws a left uppercut to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Kirkland attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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+Kramer stuns Kirkland with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Kirkland backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kirkland scores with a series of heavy blows to the temple.

BELL
Kirkland doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Cosmo Kramer continue the fight! James Kirkland wins by TKO!!

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: James Kirkland 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: James Kirkland 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: James Kirkland 10-9

James Kirkland wins by a technical knockout!