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(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated dumdo by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, April 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 208 pounds (94 kilograms) is dumdo!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo strikes with a heavy roundhouse to the eye.
-Hitchens launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dumdo stays away from it.
+Dumdo slams Hitchens with a flurry of wild blows to the eye.
+Dumdo shakes Hitchens with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchens clocks Dumdo with a volley of punches to the eye. Dumdo laughs!
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+Dumdo thumps Hitchens with a series of solid shots to the nose.
+Dumdo clocks Hitchens with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Dumdo ties him up.
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+Dumdo pummels Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the eye! Hitchens ignores it.
+Hitchens lands a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Dumdo drills Hitchens with a strong uppercut to the nose. Hitchens doesn't notice.
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+Hitchens hammers Dumdo with a commanding right to the temple!
+Dumdo punches Hitchens with a quick straight right to the jaw. Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dumdo attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dumdo takes charge with a volley of vicious shots to the head.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 40 of 40 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 20 of 33 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 10-9


Dumdo doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens tags Dumdo with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Hitchens staggers Dumdo with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Dumdo annoys Hitchens with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Dumdo suprises Hitchens with a pair of quick punches to the face!!
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+Dumdo grazes Hitchens with a series of furious shots to the eye!
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-Hitchens throws a volley of shots to the face, but Dumdo escapes.
+Dumdo connects with a pair of loud blows to the chin!
+Hitchens catches Dumdo with a pair of light shots to the head.
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+Hitchens nails Dumdo with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Dumdo attacks with a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs.
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+Dumdo jolts Hitchens with a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
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-Hitchens fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dumdo ducks.
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+Dumdo shakes Hitchens with a volley of punches to the chin. Hitchens doesn't notice.
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+Hitchens smashes Dumdo with a volley of powerful blows to the eye!! Dumdo beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 38 of 38 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 32 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 20-18


Dumdo doesn't even want to rest!

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo pops Hitchens with a barrage of wild blows to the chest. Hitchens asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dumdo tags Hitchens with a nasty jab to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Dumdo tosses a series of stiff punches to the face.
+Hitchens smacks Dumdo with a series of nice shots to the head.
+Dumdo hits with a barrage of hard blows to the chin.
+Hitchens backs up Dumdo with a flurry of shots to the eye!
+Dumdo scores with a pair of hard shots to the temple.
+Hitchens tosses a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
+Hitchens tosses a pair of strong punches to the head. Dumdo doesn't notice.
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+Hitchens strikes with a volley of light blows to the stomach.
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of left blows to the face, but Dumdo takes it in the forearms.
+Dumdo lands a pair of strong blows to the mouth.
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+Dumdo jars Hitchens with a volley of nice punches to the nose. Hitchens quickly recovers.
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+Dumdo hits with a pair of strong punches to the head! Hitchens sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hitchens pounds Dumdo with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 39 of 41 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 24 of 32 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 30-27


Dumdo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo throws a off balance sweeping right to the nose.
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+Hitchens tosses a pair of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Hitchens hits Dumdo with a series of hard shots to the nose.
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-Hitchens throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Dumdo wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
-Hitchens probes with a left right to the chin, but to no avail.
+Hitchens punches Dumdo with a pair of wild shots to the chest!
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+Dumdo punches Hitchens with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
+Dumdo throws a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Dumdo belts Hitchens with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Dumdo shakes Hitchens with a glancing cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 39 of 39 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 34 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 40-36


Dumdo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo backs up Hitchens with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dumdo fires a series of blows to the head!!
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+Hitchens backs up Dumdo with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dumdo hits with a volley of wild blows to the ribs.
+Dumdo rocks Hitchens with a stinging straight right to the eye.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of shots to the nose, but Dumdo beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dumdo hides behind his gloves.
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+Hitchens tags Dumdo with a hard hook to the head.
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+Dumdo wallops Hitchens with a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Dumdo hits with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose.
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+Dumdo hits Hitchens with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Dumdo belts Hitchens with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 37 of 45 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 34 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 50-45


Dumdo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens attempts a right to the eye, but falls short.
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-Hitchens fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens pounds Dumdo with a sweeping right to the nose!!
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+Dumdo catches Hitchens with a heavy jab to the chin. Hitchens shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hitchens shakes Dumdo with a volley of solid shots to the temple.
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+Dumdo tosses a barrage of shots to the nose!
+Dumdo nails Hitchens with a nasty jab to the chin. Hitchens sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dumdo lands a flurry of painful shots to the chin. Hitchens gets mad!
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+Hitchens smashes Dumdo with a volley of stiff shots to the chin.
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+Dumdo smacks Hitchens with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Dumdo connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the head.
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+Dumdo wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dumdo belts Hitchens with a loud jab to the face.
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+Hitchens hits with a volley of commanding shots to the face. Dumdo beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 39 of 41 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 22 of 35 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 60-54


Dumdo is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but Dumdo steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitchens smashes Dumdo with a series of punches to the temple. Dumdo gets mad!
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+Dumdo scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Dumdo pummels Hitchens with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Dumdo belts Hitchens with a series of furious blows to the nose.
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+Hitchens tags Dumdo with a series of glancing shots to the face!
+Hitchens strikes with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dumdo gets mad!
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+Dumdo clocks Hitchens with a series of punches to the face.
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+Hitchens wallops Dumdo with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Dumdo slams Hitchens with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Dumdo pokes Hitchens with a series of powerful shots to the head.
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+Dumdo belts Hitchens with a volley of painful blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 37 of 40 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 32 punches.

dumdo won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 70-63


Dumdo is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo tosses a roundhouse to the face.
+Dumdo lands a flurry of painful shots to the mouth!
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+Hitchens pokes Dumdo with a flurry of blows to the mouth!
+Hitchens whacks Dumdo with a vicious jab to the nose.
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+Dumdo strikes with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Hitchens quickly recovers.
-Dumdo charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchens fires a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dumdo attempts a right straight right to the temple, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Dumdo throws a barrage of solid blows to the temple.
+Hitchens tosses a barrage of stinging blows to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Dumdo throws a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Hitchens pummels Dumdo with a volley of blows to the face.
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+Hitchens belts Dumdo with a glancing sweeping right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 23 of 40 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 26 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 79-73


Dumdo is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Dumdo throws a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Dumdo strikes with a series of furious punches to the stomach!
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
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+Dumdo lands a volley of blows to the nose. Hitchens sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Hitchens hits with a series of glancing shots to the head!
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+Hitchens annoys Dumdo with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Dumdo throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Dumdo launches a straight right to the nose, but misses.
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+Hitchens smacks Dumdo with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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-Dumdo lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Hitchens ties him up.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a volley of heavy shots to the head.
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-Dumdo launches a right uppercut to the face, but misses.
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+Hitchens lands a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dumdo landed 21 of 40 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 28 of 30 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

dumdo is winning the fight 88-83


Dumdo looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dumdo comes out fighting.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens fires a series of blows to the eye.
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+Dumdo backs up Hitchens with a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Hitchens rocks Dumdo with a volley of nasty blows to the temple!! Dumdo retreats to the far corner.
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+Dumdo hits Hitchens with a loud jab to the chest. Hitchens shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dumdo hits with a flurry of glancing blows to the face.
-Dumdo paws a volley of left blows to the face, but Hitchens ties him up.
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+Hitchens jars Dumdo with a series of punches to the chest!!
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-Dumdo throws a pair of right blows to the eye, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
+Hitchens fires a barrage of hard blows to the chin.
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-Dumdo throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
Dumdo collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let dumdo continue the fight! Christopher Hitchens wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dumdo 10-9
Round 2: dumdo 10-9
Round 3: dumdo 10-9
Round 4: dumdo 10-9
Round 5: dumdo 10-9
Round 6: dumdo 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dumdo 10-9
Round 2: dumdo 10-9
Round 3: dumdo 10-9
Round 4: dumdo 10-9
Round 5: dumdo 10-9
Round 6: dumdo 10-9
Round 7: dumdo 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dumdo 10-9
Round 2: dumdo 10-9
Round 3: dumdo 10-9
Round 4: dumdo 10-9
Round 5: dumdo 10-9
Round 6: dumdo 10-9
Round 7: dumdo 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!