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(Strawweight) Andy Bourough defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, April 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 32 pounds (15 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Andy Bourough!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bourough covers up.

-Keeler launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Keeler charges with a right jab to the head, but Bourough steps aside and laughs.
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-Bourough throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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+Keeler annoys Bourough with a flurry of wild punches to the chin! Bourough sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Keeler probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Keeler tattoos Bourough with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin!!
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-Keeler attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but Bourough blocks.
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-Keeler tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bourough ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 10 of 33 punches, and Andy Bourough landed 1 of 7 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


Keeler is obviously tired.

Bourough doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bourough covers up.

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-Keeler fires a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Bourough beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bourough tries a flurry of shots to the head, but Keeler backs out of it.
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-Keeler paws a series of right shots to the head, but Bourough steps aside and laughs.
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-Keeler tries a volley of right blows to the nose, but Bourough steps aside and laughs.
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+Keeler slams Bourough with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Bourough is hurt!
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-Keeler lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Bourough narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 8 of 32 punches, and Andy Bourough landed 1 of 8 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.

Bourough doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bourough covers up.

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+Bourough lands a pair of hard punches to the head. Keeler quickly recovers. Bourough is raining blows! Keeler is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Andy Bourough wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Keeler can't remember which corner is his.

Bourough doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9

Andy Bourough wins by a technical knockout!