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(Welterweight) Morris "The Cat" Morrisson defeated Lagunitas Hop Stoopid by unanimous decision: 118-109, 118-109, 118-109.

Match Thursday, April 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Morris "The Cat" Morrisson!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stoopid paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but The Cat steps aside and laughs.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Cat fires a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+The Cat staggers Stoopid with a vicious jab to the eye.
+The Cat whacks Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
+The Cat takes charge with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Cat drills Stoopid with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
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+The Cat lands a hard cross to the jaw. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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-The Cat throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Stoopid blocks.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Cat fires a series of punches to the nose.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 32 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 23 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 10-9


The Cat doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+The Cat punches Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
+The Cat hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+The Cat jolts Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the head. Stoopid seems wobbly!
+The Cat lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Cat tosses a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Cat probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Cat belts Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 26 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 24 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 20-18


The Cat doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Cat punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+The Cat whacks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+The Cat hurts Stoopid with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Cat clocks Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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-The Cat fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+The Cat tosses a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but The Cat blocks.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+The Cat connects with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 28 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 24 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 30-27


The Cat doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but The Cat ducks just in time.
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+The Cat staggers Stoopid with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+The Cat nails Stoopid with a flurry of quick blows to the jaw.
The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+The Cat jars Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but The Cat hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but misses.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Cat probes with a left cross to the nose, but Stoopid escapes.
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-The Cat probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid steps aside.
+The Cat lands a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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+The Cat clocks Stoopid with a sweeping right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 25 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 25 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 40-36


The Cat remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+The Cat slams Stoopid with a volley of punches to the nose.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Cat throws a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+The Cat lands a vicious straight right to the head.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but The Cat ties him up.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Cat narrowly avoids it
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+The Cat punches Stoopid with a series of punches to the mouth.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Cat pounds Stoopid with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
-Stoopid probes with a right hook to the chest, but The Cat covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 29 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 30 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 50-45


The Cat remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+The Cat thumps Stoopid with a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Cat drills Stoopid with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. Stoopid covers up.
-The Cat paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Stoopid ties him up.
-Stoopid launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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The Cat tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-The Cat attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
+The Cat fires a flurry of solid punches to the temple!!
+The Cat shakes Stoopid with a powerful roundhouse to the nose.
-Stoopid probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+The Cat lands a nice left to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 28 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 30 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 60-54


The Cat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but The Cat narrowly avoids it
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+The Cat grazes Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Cat attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Stoopid stays away from it.
+The Cat scores with a stiff cross to the chin.
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Cat scores with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+The Cat attacks with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+The Cat stuns Stoopid with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 37 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 30 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 70-63


The Cat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

+The Cat shakes Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the head. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but The Cat blocks.
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+Stoopid pounds The Cat with a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus. The Cat backpedals to his own corner.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but The Cat quickly backs away.
+The Cat hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+The Cat attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the head!!
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+The Cat pummels Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
-The Cat attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+The Cat fires a flurry of wild punches to the jaw. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Cat hits with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+The Cat tosses a series of shots to the nose.
-Stoopid charges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 33 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 32 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 80-72


The Cat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Stoopid connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. The Cat is hurt!
+The Cat fires a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but The Cat narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+The Cat pounds Stoopid with a sweeping right to the head.
-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Stoopid throws a left cross to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+The Cat tags Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+The Cat lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-The Cat fires a volley of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+The Cat hits with a series of furious punches to the eye. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Cat jolts Stoopid with a series of solid punches to the head!! Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Cat strikes with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 35 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 39 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 90-81


The Cat is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

-Stoopid lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Stoopid throws a volley of right shots to the chest, but The Cat narrowly avoids it
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+The Cat hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+The Cat hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+The Cat fires a series of hard punches to the nose. Stoopid doesn't notice.
+The Cat thumps Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Stoopid punches The Cat with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but The Cat ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+The Cat punches Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
-The Cat tries a right to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
+The Cat hammers Stoopid with a series of punches to the face.
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+The Cat clocks Stoopid with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 32 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 39 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 100-90


The Cat is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+The Cat throws a volley of shots to the mouth.
-Stoopid fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Cat stays away from it.
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+Stoopid thumps The Cat with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but The Cat backs out of it.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but The Cat ducks just in time.
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+The Cat tosses a pair of heavy punches to the chest!!
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-The Cat charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+The Cat catches Stoopid with a commanding left to the chest.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+The Cat tattoos Stoopid with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw.
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+The Cat scores with a series of quick shots to the chin.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but The Cat leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 32 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 40 punches.

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson won the round 10-9

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 110-99


The Cat is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

The Cat backpedals and jabs.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+The Cat lands a series of stinging punches to the face. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right uppercuts to the nose, but falls short.
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+Stoopid rocks The Cat with a barrage of solid crosses to the jaw.
Stoopid lands a thundering hook and The Cat is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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The Cat struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Cat whacks Stoopid with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!!
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+The Cat lands a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid ignores it.
+The Cat smacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the head.
-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but fails to score.
+The Cat tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but The Cat quickly backs away.
+Stoopid smashes The Cat with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Stoopid lunges with a volley of crosses to the mouth, but The Cat beats a hasty retreat.
-Stoopid attempts a series of right uppercuts to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+The Cat tosses a barrage of nasty crosses to the face!
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+The Cat hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Stoopid backs up The Cat with a series of commanding crosses to the temple. The Cat ignores it.
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-Stoopid probes with a left to the mouth, but The Cat ties him up.
-Stoopid tries a right cross to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson landed 41 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 41 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-8

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson is winning the fight 118-109


The Cat looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 2: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 3: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 4: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 5: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 6: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 7: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 8: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 9: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 10: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 11: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 118-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 2: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 3: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 4: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 5: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 6: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 7: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 8: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 9: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 10: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 11: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 118-109


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 2: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 3: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 4: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 5: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 6: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 7: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 8: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 9: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 10: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 11: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Morris "The Cat" Morrisson 118-109

Morris "The Cat" Morrisson wins by decision!