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(Toughman) Turdnips defeated BOT-159607 by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 40-37.

Match Sunday, April 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Turdnips!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is BOT-159607!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-159607 stays outside and uses his jab.

+Bot-159607 nails Turdnips with a series of punches to the face.
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+Turdnips suprises Bot-159607 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Turdnips fires a cross to the solar plexus!
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+Turdnips pummels Bot-159607 with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw. Bot-159607 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bot-159607 lands a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-159607 scores with a painful left to the temple. Turdnips covers up.
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-Turdnips lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Bot-159607 throws a left sweeping right to the temple, but Turdnips leaps aside.
+Turdnips hits with a series of shots to the temple!! Bot-159607 shakes his head to clear it.
+Turdnips grazes Bot-159607 with a volley of quick shots to the face. Bot-159607 gets mad!
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-Bot-159607 probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Turdnips beats a hasty retreat.
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-Turdnips lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Bot-159607 probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Turdnips ducks just in time.
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-Bot-159607 tries a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Turdnips drills Bot-159607 with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 38 of 49 punches, and BOT-159607 landed 25 of 54 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9


Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159607 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-159607 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Turdnips hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-159607 launches a volley of punches to the head, but Turdnips ducks.
+Bot-159607 annoys Turdnips with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
+Bot-159607 shakes Turdnips with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Bot-159607 catches Turdnips with a mean sweeping right to the jaw!!
-Bot-159607 fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Turdnips fires a hard hook to the temple. Bot-159607 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-159607 drills Turdnips with a series of punches to the jaw. Turdnips doesn't seem bothered.
-Turdnips lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Bot-159607 launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Turdnips lands a flurry of strong blows to the eye. Bot-159607 is hurt!
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+Turdnips fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Turdnips takes charge with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Turdnips staggers Bot-159607 with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 35 of 47 punches, and BOT-159607 landed 22 of 46 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18


Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159607 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-159607 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-159607 throws a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Turdnips pounds Bot-159607 with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Turdnips throws a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Bot-159607 grazes Turdnips with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus. Turdnips retreats to the far corner.
+Turdnips throws a flurry of loud shots to the mouth.
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+Turdnips hits Bot-159607 with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
-Turdnips lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Turdnips tattoos Bot-159607 with a series of off balance punches to the chest! Bot-159607 grimaces in pain.
+Bot-159607 hurts Turdnips with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-159607 jars Turdnips with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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-Bot-159607 lunges with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Turdnips paws a barrage of blows to the head, but Bot-159607 ducks.
-Bot-159607 paws a right straight right to the chest, but Turdnips ties him up.
-Bot-159607 paws a uppercut to the ribs, but Turdnips ducks.
+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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+Bot-159607 hurts Turdnips with a pair of hard blows to the chest. Turdnips ignores it.
+Turdnips nails Bot-159607 with a flurry of painful shots to the face. Bot-159607 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 34 of 50 punches, and BOT-159607 landed 23 of 49 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 30-27


Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159607 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-159607 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bot-159607 tattoos Turdnips with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bot-159607 tags Turdnips with a pair of loud punches to the head!!
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-Turdnips probes with a right uppercut to the nose, but misses.
+Turdnips fires a series of vicious punches to the temple. Bot-159607 ignores it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Turdnips hurts Bot-159607 with a pair of nice shots to the nose. Bot-159607 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-159607 pokes Turdnips with a left to the chin. Turdnips sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-159607 thumps Turdnips with a strong jab to the stomach.
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-Bot-159607 tries a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Turdnips beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-159607 tags Turdnips with a furious roundhouse to the temple!!
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+Turdnips tosses a barrage of glancing shots to the head.
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+Bot-159607 fires a series of punches to the head.
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+Turdnips pummels Bot-159607 with a pair of off balance blows to the jaw. Bot-159607 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-159607 charges with a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-159607 tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
+Turdnips throws a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Bot-159607 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-159607 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Turdnips nails Bot-159607 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Turdnips throws a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. Bot-159607 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Turdnips throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Bot-159607 narrowly avoids it
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-Turdnips lunges with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Bot-159607 hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-159607 launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Turdnips steps aside.
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-Bot-159607 lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-159607 nails Turdnips with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
-Bot-159607 throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade blows to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 30 of 52 punches, and BOT-159607 landed 32 of 64 punches.

BOT-159607 won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 39-37


Turdnips grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159607 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: BOT-159607 10-9

Total Score: Turdnips 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: BOT-159607 10-9

Total Score: Turdnips 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Turdnips 40-37

Turdnips wins by decision!