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(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-159467 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, April 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is BOT-159467!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Yao Dick covers up.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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-Yao Dick lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Yao Dick tags Bot-159467 with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159467 with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 14 of 23 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159467 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick fires a volley of nice punches to the chest.
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-Yao Dick paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Bot-159467 takes it in the forearms.
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-Bot-159467 attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 17 of 25 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159467 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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-Yao Dick charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Yao Dick connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 16 of 24 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 7 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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-Yao Dick probes with a right to the chest, but falls short.
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+Yao Dick throws a roundhouse to the chest. Bot-159467 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a hard jab to the chest.
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Bot-159467 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159467 with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Bot-159467 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159467 with a heavy cross to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 24 of 32 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick fires a pair of punches to the face.
+Yao Dick pummels Bot-159467 with a pair of vicious shots to the chest. Bot-159467 grimaces in pain.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159467 with a sweeping right to the temple. Bot-159467 is hurt!
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of shots to the nose! Bot-159467 covers up.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159467 with a series of solid blows to the chest.
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+Yao Dick jars Bot-159467 with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159467 with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 34 of 41 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 7 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159467 with a jab to the temple.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-159467 with a loud jab to the ribs!!
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-159467 with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Yao Dick lunges with a left roundhouse to the face, but misses.
+Yao Dick lashes out with a series of punches to the nose. Bot-159467 ignores it.
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+Yao Dick jolts Bot-159467 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Yao Dick probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Bot-159467 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 29 of 41 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick scores with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159467 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Yao Dick launches a volley of punches to the temple, but Bot-159467 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick stuns Bot-159467 with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Bot-159467 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Bot-159467 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Yao Dick smacks Bot-159467 with a cross to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 33 of 38 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 9 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick hammers Bot-159467 with a flurry of painful punches to the chin. Bot-159467 falls against the ropes!
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+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-159467 with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
+Yao Dick throws a strong right to the eye.
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+Yao Dick tosses a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Yao Dick attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Bot-159467 steps aside and laughs.
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+Yao Dick connects with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Yao Dick lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bot-159467 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 31 of 43 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 9 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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-Bot-159467 attempts a series of left blows to the jaw, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Yao Dick stuns Bot-159467 with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Yao Dick throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Yao Dick takes charge with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick belts Bot-159467 with a flurry of heavy punches to the head. Bot-159467 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 29 of 40 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 3 of 9 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 90-81


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

+Yao Dick suprises Bot-159467 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159467 with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Bot-159467 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-159467 with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Bot-159467 seems wobbly!
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+Yao Dick scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Bot-159467 is hurt!
-Yao Dick tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159467 with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick clocks Bot-159467 with a volley of vicious punches to the face. Bot-159467 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 35 of 41 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 3 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 100-90


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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-Yao Dick throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159467 with a flurry of light punches to the chin!
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-Yao Dick attempts a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-159467 with a series of punches to the face. Bot-159467 gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 20 of 34 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 110-99


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159467 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159467 covers up.

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+Yao Dick fires a strong cross to the temple.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of nice punches to the nose!
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+Yao Dick stuns Bot-159467 with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick whacks Bot-159467 with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Yao Dick throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Bot-159467 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 21 of 34 punches, and BOT-159467 landed 4 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 120-108


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159467 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108

Yao Dick wins by decision!