Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937799.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-152253 by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-152253!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick covers up.
Bot-152253 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-152253 lunges with a jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Bot-152253 falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-152253 probes with a volley of combinations to the temple, but only hits air.
-Bot-152253 fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick covers himself well.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a flurry of stiff combinations to the ribs.
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+Bot-152253 lands a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Yao Dick thumps Bot-152253 with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Bot-152253 paws a series of shots to the nose, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-152253 hits with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 11 of 30 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-152253 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bot-152253 throws a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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-Bot-152253 attempts a jab to the ribs, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-152253 hits Yao Dick with a heavy jab to the nose.
+Yao Dick slams Bot-152253 with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-152253 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Bot-152253 tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
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-Bot-152253 fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick narrowly avoids it
-Bot-152253 probes with a cross to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-152253 annoys Yao Dick with a powerful left to the nose.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-152253 with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-152253 charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick scores with a volley of solid shots to the ribs!! Bot-152253 seems wobbly!
+Yao Dick jars Bot-152253 with a volley of strong punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 21 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 17 of 50 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bot-152253 probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-152253 fires a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-152253 with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Bot-152253 attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Bot-152253 stuns Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the jaw. Yao Dick doesn't seem bothered.
+Yao Dick tags Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Bot-152253 laughs!
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-Bot-152253 launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-152253 lands a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Yao Dick shakes his head to clear it.
-Bot-152253 charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick ties him up.
-Bot-152253 lashes out with a cross to the head, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-152253 with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Bot-152253 hits Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 22 of 64 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-152253 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Yao Dick lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-152253 with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-152253 with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Yao Dick takes charge with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Bot-152253 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 26 of 32 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Bot-152253 probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Yao Dick throws a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Bot-152253 throws a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick tosses a roundhouse to the chin.
-Bot-152253 throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Yao Dick blocks.
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+Bot-152253 nails Yao Dick with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Bot-152253 lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-152253 throws a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Bot-152253 probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
-Bot-152253 fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-152253 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of wild punches to the ribs!!
+Yao Dick tags Bot-152253 with a flurry of punches to the head. Bot-152253 doesn't notice.
+Bot-152253 throws a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Yao Dick retreats to the far corner.
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+Yao Dick shakes Bot-152253 with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Bot-152253 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-152253 stuns Yao Dick with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. Yao Dick sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Yao Dick hits with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick jolts Bot-152253 with a painful jab to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 42 of 42 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 22 of 74 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Bot-152253 launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of shots to the face.
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-Bot-152253 lunges with a pair of left roundhouses to the head, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Bot-152253 hits Yao Dick with a volley of shots to the chin.
-Bot-152253 attempts a pair of crosses to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-152253 with a vicious jab to the solar plexus!!
+Yao Dick belts Bot-152253 with a off balance left to the face.
+Yao Dick punches Bot-152253 with a nasty jab to the eye. Bot-152253 ignores it.
+Yao Dick punches Bot-152253 with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw!
Yao Dick lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Bot-152253 is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Yao Dick is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Bot-152253 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Yao Dick wins by a knockout!
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