Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937793.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-152253 by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 363 pounds (165 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-152253!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152253 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Yao Dick whacks Bot-152253 with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a left cross to the temple, but misses.
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a series of left combinations to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Bot-152253 lands a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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-Bot-152253 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
-Bot-152253 tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Bot-152253 lashes out with a pair of shots to the chin, but Yao Dick blocks.
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+Yao Dick lands a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick connects with a volley of powerful blows to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 8 of 33 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-152253 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bot-152253 attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw!
-Bot-152253 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick escapes.
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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-152253 probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-152253 attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick hammers Bot-152253 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Yao Dick drills Bot-152253 with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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-Bot-152253 fires a straight right to the ribs, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-152253 smashes Yao Dick with a series of punches to the face.
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+Bot-152253 fires a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-152253 tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 21 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 16 of 47 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bot-152253 smashes Yao Dick with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Yao Dick fires a series of loud punches to the chest.
-Bot-152253 paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Bot-152253 grazes Yao Dick with a volley of furious punches to the nose! Yao Dick covers up.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-152253 probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Bot-152253 shakes Yao Dick with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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-Bot-152253 launches a cross to the stomach, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-152253 paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Bot-152253 suprises Yao Dick with a volley of furious punches to the face. Yao Dick is hurt!
+Yao Dick staggers Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Bot-152253 shakes his head to clear it.
-Bot-152253 tries a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-152253 pops Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the stomach. Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-152253 fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
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-Bot-152253 probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 25 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 24 of 65 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Yao Dick suprises Bot-152253 with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Bot-152253 quickly recovers.
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+Yao Dick pummels Bot-152253 with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-152253 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-152253 with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-152253 with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 29 of 32 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 3 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Bot-152253 attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Bot-152253 connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-152253 nails Yao Dick with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+Bot-152253 throws a volley of quick punches to the eye. Yao Dick shakes his head to clear it.
+Yao Dick smashes Bot-152253 with a series of punches to the chest.
-Bot-152253 probes with a right left to the temple, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-152253 with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Bot-152253 doesn't notice.
-Bot-152253 fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-152253 launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Bot-152253 fires a volley of stinging punches to the jaw! Yao Dick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-152253 fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick scores with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Bot-152253 fires a series of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Bot-152253 throws a left sweeping right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Yao Dick attacks with a jab to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Bot-152253 throws a series of stiff shots to the chest.
+Yao Dick hits with a pair of nasty punches to the nose! Bot-152253 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bot-152253 lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
+Yao Dick backs up Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-152253 thumps Yao Dick with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 38 of 38 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 25 of 63 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-152253 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Yao Dick pops Bot-152253 with a jab to the eye.
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+Yao Dick jolts Bot-152253 with a jab to the face.
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-152253 with a series of punches to the head. Bot-152253 backpedals to his own corner.
-Bot-152253 tries a left cross to the face, but misses.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the eye. Bot-152253 covers up.
Yao Dick lands a lightning hook and Bot-152253 falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Yao Dick is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-152253 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Yao Dick wins by a knockout!
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