Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937787.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-152253 by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 348 pounds (158 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-152253!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152253 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Yao Dick thumps Bot-152253 with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Bot-152253 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the nose, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick staggers Bot-152253 with a series of combinations to the solar plexus. Bot-152253 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-152253 thumps Yao Dick with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-152253 probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Yao Dick escapes.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick scores with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-152253 with a jab to the ribs.
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+Bot-152253 fires a series of strong combinations to the head. Yao Dick covers up.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-152253 with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 12 of 29 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-152253 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Bot-152253 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Yao Dick lands a cross to the solar plexus. Bot-152253 falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-152253 launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-152253 probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-152253 with a series of mean punches to the chest.
-Bot-152253 probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Yao Dick lands a series of commanding punches to the chest. Bot-152253 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-152253 attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
+Yao Dick staggers Bot-152253 with a jab to the stomach!
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-Bot-152253 charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick steps aside.
-Bot-152253 probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Yao Dick covers himself well.
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+Yao Dick throws a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
+Bot-152253 whacks Yao Dick with a mean jab to the mouth. Yao Dick covers up.
+Bot-152253 lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Bot-152253 hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 17 of 48 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bot-152253 charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Bot-152253 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-152253 catches Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the nose. Yao Dick quickly recovers.
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+Bot-152253 hammers Yao Dick with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
-Bot-152253 attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
+Yao Dick lands a pair of loud punches to the ribs!
+Yao Dick fires a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-152253 lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
+Bot-152253 scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Bot-152253 paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick ducks.
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+Bot-152253 hits Yao Dick with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Yao Dick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-152253 tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-152253 tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-152253 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-152253 attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 21 of 24 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 21 of 61 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick throws a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152253 throws a straight right to the head, but fails to score.
+Yao Dick rocks Bot-152253 with a painful sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-152253 with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs!
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 28 of 34 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 3 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-152253 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-152253 with a roundhouse to the chest!! Bot-152253 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Yao Dick pummels Bot-152253 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-152253 fires a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Bot-152253 launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Bot-152253 fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
+Yao Dick strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Bot-152253 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-152253 attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Bot-152253 lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Yao Dick ducks.
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+Bot-152253 thumps Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Bot-152253 fires a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-152253 attempts a pair of left shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Yao Dick fires a straight right to the ribs.
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-Bot-152253 attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
+Bot-152253 catches Yao Dick with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!!
+Yao Dick slams Bot-152253 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!!
+Bot-152253 rocks Yao Dick with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Yao Dick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of punches to the head. Bot-152253 is hurt!
+Yao Dick tags Bot-152253 with a barrage of punches to the temple. Bot-152253 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 38 of 38 punches, and BOT-152253 landed 22 of 77 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-152253 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152253 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Yao Dick drills Bot-152253 with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Yao Dick shakes Bot-152253 with a shot to the face. Bot-152253 gets mad!
+Yao Dick solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
Yao Dick lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Bot-152253 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Yao Dick is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Bot-152253 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Yao Dick wins by a knockout!
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