Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937778.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated TIM DUNCAN by unanimous decision: 118-110, 119-109, 119-109.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 333 pounds (151 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is TIM DUNCAN!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick attempts a jab to the stomach, but Duncan hides behind his gloves.
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-Duncan launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Duncan tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but Yao Dick blocks.
+Duncan punches Yao Dick with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Yao Dick fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Duncan deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick connects with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Duncan tries a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Yao Dick connects with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Duncan retreats to the far corner.
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-Duncan attempts a jab to the mouth, but Yao Dick blocks.
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+Duncan nails Yao Dick with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
-Duncan fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
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+Yao Dick wallops Duncan with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Duncan retreats to the far corner.
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+Yao Dick stuns Duncan with a barrage of punches to the eye. Duncan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Duncan throws a series of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Yao Dick launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 25 of 40 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 16 of 41 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Duncan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Duncan hits Yao Dick with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of furious punches to the face.
+Yao Dick wallops Duncan with a barrage of hard punches to the eye. Duncan retreats to the far corner.
+Duncan throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Duncan with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Duncan suprises Yao Dick with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Duncan rocks Yao Dick with a mean jab to the stomach!
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-Yao Dick throws a left to the chest, but Duncan escapes.
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-Yao Dick tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but Duncan narrowly avoids it
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Duncan lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Duncan throws a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Duncan attempts a right sweeping right to the nose, but goes wide.
-Duncan fires a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 26 of 42 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 19 of 42 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Duncan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Duncan paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
-Duncan attempts a series of right blows to the head, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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+Duncan connects with a pair of shots to the temple.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of punches to the head. Duncan grimaces in pain.
+Yao Dick tosses a pair of punches to the chin. Duncan sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Duncan annoys Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the face. Yao Dick ignores it.
+Duncan fires a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick punches Duncan with a series of strong punches to the jaw. Duncan is hurt!
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-Duncan launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Duncan attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Yao Dick tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Duncan ducks just in time.
-Yao Dick attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Duncan hides behind his gloves.
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+Yao Dick belts Duncan with a jab to the mouth! Duncan falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 39 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 20 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick connects with a pair of punches to the chest. Duncan ignores it.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of stiff blows to the nose. Duncan grimaces in pain.
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-Duncan launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Yao Dick lunges with a right straight right to the chin, but Duncan quickly backs away.
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-Yao Dick probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Duncan suprises Yao Dick with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Yao Dick gets mad!
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+Yao Dick annoys Duncan with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Duncan hits with a light jab to the head.
-Duncan launches a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Duncan backs up Yao Dick with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
-Duncan lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 25 of 40 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Duncan paws a left to the eye, but Yao Dick covers himself well.
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-Duncan probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick stays away from it.
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-Duncan attempts a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Duncan probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Yao Dick charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Duncan leaps aside.
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+Yao Dick tosses a cross to the mouth. Duncan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Yao Dick attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Yao Dick charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Yao Dick shakes Duncan with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Duncan pounds Yao Dick with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach!
+Duncan tosses a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
+Yao Dick fires a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Yao Dick lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Duncan grazes Yao Dick with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick whacks Duncan with a vicious left to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 19 of 41 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 17 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Duncan lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Duncan throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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-Duncan tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick throws a barrage of off balance punches to the temple!! Duncan backpedals to his own corner.
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+Yao Dick throws a stiff straight right to the nose.
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+Yao Dick hits with a vicious left to the ribs.
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-Duncan probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Duncan fires a left jab to the temple, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Duncan nails Yao Dick with a nice roundhouse to the jaw.
-Yao Dick lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Yao Dick paws a series of right punches to the head, but Duncan blocks.
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+Duncan grazes Yao Dick with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye. Yao Dick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Yao Dick fires a roundhouse to the temple!!
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-Duncan fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
-Yao Dick tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Yao Dick tattoos Duncan with a powerful roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Duncan staggers Yao Dick with a mean jab to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 24 of 38 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 16 of 42 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Duncan probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Duncan launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Duncan lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose!
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-Yao Dick paws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Duncan covers himself well.
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+Duncan lands a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
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-Duncan charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick narrowly avoids it
+Yao Dick pops Duncan with a cross to the mouth. Duncan ignores it.
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+Duncan connects with a series of punches to the jaw!!
-Yao Dick attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Duncan narrowly avoids it
+Yao Dick hits with a series of loud punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 20 of 38 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 16 of 41 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Duncan tries a pair of left punches to the head, but misses.
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-Yao Dick probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Duncan ducks just in time.
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-Duncan attempts a left jab to the mouth, but Yao Dick escapes.
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+Yao Dick connects with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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-Yao Dick tries to land a straight right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Yao Dick fires a series of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Duncan pops Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Yao Dick tries a right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Duncan whacks Yao Dick with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick hits Duncan with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
+Yao Dick hits with a volley of commanding punches to the nose!
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-Duncan tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Yao Dick pounds Duncan with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 40 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick tosses a series of light punches to the head. Duncan backpedals to his own corner.
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-Duncan throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
+Duncan hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Duncan launches a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Duncan slams Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the head!! Yao Dick ignores it.
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Duncan shakes his head to clear it.
+Yao Dick lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Yao Dick throws a series of punches to the chin, but Duncan takes it in the forearms.
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-Duncan tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Yao Dick grazes Duncan with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a cross to the face, but Duncan takes it in the forearms.
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-Yao Dick probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Duncan blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 41 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 40 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 90-81
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Yao Dick clocks Duncan with a powerful left to the mouth. Duncan sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Duncan wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. Yao Dick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Duncan paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Duncan pummels Yao Dick with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth!
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+Yao Dick scores with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Duncan tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Duncan hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Duncan whacks Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the temple. Yao Dick shakes his head to clear it.
+Duncan jolts Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the face!!
+Duncan connects with a right to the stomach!
+Yao Dick pokes Duncan with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Duncan throws a series of punches to the temple, but Yao Dick escapes.
-Duncan throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but falls short.
-Duncan throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Duncan charges with a left jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Duncan attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Yao Dick hammers Duncan with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Duncan tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Yao Dick steps aside.
-Duncan paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Duncan strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
-Duncan paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
-Duncan paws a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Duncan probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
+Yao Dick grazes Duncan with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Duncan sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Duncan smacks Yao Dick with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Duncan attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+Yao Dick drills Duncan with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Duncan stuns Yao Dick with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Yao Dick throws a flurry of painful punches to the head!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Yao Dick hits with a glancing jab to the face! Duncan backpedals to his own corner.
+Duncan catches Yao Dick with a series of punches to the stomach. Yao Dick falls against the ropes!
-Duncan paws a jab to the jaw, but Yao Dick ducks.
+Duncan hits with a volley of heavy punches to the nose!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 38 of 42 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 51 of 121 punches.
TIM DUNCAN won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 99-91
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yao Dick attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a volley of punches to the head. Duncan gets mad!
+Yao Dick drills Duncan with a flurry of loud punches to the head!!
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick backs up Duncan with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 21 of 39 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 3 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 109-100
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Duncan lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Duncan paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but misses.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Duncan smacks Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the temple. Yao Dick grimaces in pain.
+Duncan strikes with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus.
+Duncan wallops Yao Dick with a pair of hard blows to the eye.
-Duncan fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!! Duncan backpedals to his own corner.
-Duncan fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Duncan charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Duncan tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick ties him up.
+Duncan connects with a barrage of punches to the nose!
-Duncan attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Duncan attacks with a wild roundhouse to the chin.
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+Yao Dick lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Duncan launches a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Duncan paws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Duncan attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Yao Dick nails Duncan with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick lands a volley of strong punches to the face!
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-Duncan throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Duncan tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Yao Dick lands a volley of mean punches to the face. Duncan backpedals to his own corner.
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-Duncan paws a series of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
+Duncan whacks Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the face.
+Duncan hits Yao Dick with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
-Duncan throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick throws a series of punches to the ribs.
-Duncan charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
+Duncan backs up Yao Dick with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
+Yao Dick catches Duncan with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 36 of 43 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 46 of 124 punches.
TIM DUNCAN won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 118-110
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 119-109
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 119-109
Yao Dick wins by decision!
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