Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937774.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated TIM DUNCAN by unanimous decision: 118-109, 118-109, 118-109.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 329 pounds (149 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is TIM DUNCAN!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Duncan deftly avoits it.
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+Duncan hits Yao Dick with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
-Duncan probes with a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Duncan grazes Yao Dick with a flurry of wild punches to the chin!!
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+Yao Dick strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. Duncan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Yao Dick launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Yao Dick nails Duncan with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Duncan throws a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
+Yao Dick hits Duncan with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Duncan tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Yao Dick tries to land a straight right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Duncan throws a right to the mouth, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Duncan tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 26 of 40 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 19 of 40 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Duncan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Duncan throws a volley of punches to the temple.
+Duncan hits with a loud cross to the mouth.
-Duncan throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Duncan probes with a series of punches to the head, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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-Duncan attacks with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
+Yao Dick hurts Duncan with a jab to the face.
+Yao Dick staggers Duncan with a straight right to the eye. Duncan is hurt!
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-Duncan paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Duncan scores with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Yao Dick attempts a right straight right to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick belts Duncan with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
-Duncan lashes out with a right jab to the chest, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Duncan lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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-Duncan probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 29 of 37 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 17 of 40 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Duncan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Yao Dick whacks Duncan with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick punches Duncan with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Duncan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Duncan strikes with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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-Yao Dick charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Yao Dick throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Duncan blocks.
+Duncan takes charge with a wild jab to the jaw. Yao Dick falls against the ropes!
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+Yao Dick punches Duncan with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
-Duncan launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Yao Dick throws a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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-Yao Dick paws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Duncan backs out of it.
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+Duncan scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Duncan throws a right jab to the eye, but Yao Dick ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 39 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Duncan attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Yao Dick tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Duncan ducks.
-Duncan charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Yao Dick lands a series of hard punches to the mouth. Duncan sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Yao Dick lands a series of mean blows to the stomach.
+Yao Dick attacks with Duncan with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Yao Dick throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Duncan ties him up.
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+Duncan connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Duncan charges with a series of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Duncan backs up Yao Dick with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Duncan tries to land a left jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick thumps Duncan with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Yao Dick stuns Duncan with a loud right to the nose.
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+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of punches to the chin. Duncan shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick fires a painful cross to the mouth. Duncan grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 25 of 39 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 17 of 38 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Duncan covers himself well.
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-Yao Dick charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Duncan shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
-Duncan launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
+Duncan stuns Yao Dick with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick nails Duncan with a off balance cross to the chin.
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+Duncan hits with a series of punches to the chin! Yao Dick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Duncan punches Yao Dick with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Yao Dick tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Duncan leaps aside.
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-Duncan fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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-Duncan paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
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+Yao Dick takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 26 of 38 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 16 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Duncan catches Yao Dick with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Duncan lunges with a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Yao Dick backs up Duncan with a left to the ribs.
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-Duncan tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick smashes Duncan with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
-Duncan paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Duncan steps aside and laughs.
+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Yao Dick tosses a mean roundhouse to the stomach. Duncan seems wobbly!
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+Duncan pokes Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
-Duncan probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Duncan strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Yao Dick lashes out with a straight right to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 34 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 41 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Yao Dick fires a series of punches to the nose, but Duncan covers himself well.
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-Duncan attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
-Duncan attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Duncan annoys Yao Dick with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Duncan probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Duncan lands a flurry of stinging punches to the face!!
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+Yao Dick catches Duncan with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Duncan takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick nails Duncan with a volley of powerful punches to the face!!
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+Yao Dick hits with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Yao Dick fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Duncan lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 40 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 17 of 42 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Yao Dick probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Duncan stuns Yao Dick with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Duncan attempts a left jab to the chin, but misses completely.
+Yao Dick suprises Duncan with a volley of punches to the chin. Duncan beats a hasty retreat.
-Duncan attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Yao Dick escapes.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Duncan pummels Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Duncan annoys Yao Dick with a series of heavy blows to the face.
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+Yao Dick suprises Duncan with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Duncan hits Yao Dick with a jab to the head. Yao Dick gets mad!
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+Yao Dick tattoos Duncan with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Duncan charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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-Yao Dick probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Duncan deftly avoits it.
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-Duncan lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick escapes.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 36 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 17 of 42 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Duncan staggers Yao Dick with a left to the stomach.
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-Duncan attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Duncan lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Duncan punches Yao Dick with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick shakes Duncan with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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+Yao Dick strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
-Duncan lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
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+Yao Dick stuns Duncan with a series of punches to the eye.
+Duncan slams Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Yao Dick lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but Duncan steps aside.
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-Duncan throws a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Yao Dick probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Duncan covers himself well.
-Duncan tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 45 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 18 of 41 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 90-81
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Yao Dick connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Duncan tags Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of punches to the face.
-Duncan attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Yao Dick staggers Duncan with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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-Duncan tries to land a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Duncan nails Yao Dick with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Duncan probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Duncan lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
-Duncan attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
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+Duncan hammers Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the head.
+Duncan pokes Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the eye!
-Duncan charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
+Duncan whacks Yao Dick with a flurry of punches to the head. Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
-Duncan paws a straight right to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Yao Dick throws a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
-Duncan launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
+Yao Dick fires a barrage of nice blows to the nose.
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+Duncan annoys Yao Dick with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Duncan probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
-Duncan throws a left jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Duncan throws a pair of strong punches to the chest. Yao Dick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Duncan punches Yao Dick with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick hits with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 34 of 34 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 55 of 125 punches.
TIM DUNCAN won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 99-91
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yao Dick attacks with a jab to the face, but Duncan ducks.
-Duncan throws a right hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Yao Dick throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Yao Dick paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Duncan ducks.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
Duncan falls into a clinch and hangs on. The referee warns him but he refuses to let go. The referee takes the round away from Duncan!
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of wild blows to the temple.
+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a flurry of punches to the chest!
+Yao Dick throws a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
-Yao Dick tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Duncan takes it in the forearms.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Duncan hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 20 of 42 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 3 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-8
Yao Dick is winning the fight 109-99
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Duncan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Duncan drills Yao Dick with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick shakes Duncan with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Yao Dick hits with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of quick shots to the chest. Duncan is hurt!
+Duncan pounds Yao Dick with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Yao Dick throws a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Duncan throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick tags Duncan with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Duncan lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Duncan charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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-Duncan throws a right straight right to the eye, but misses completely.
-Duncan lashes out with a left left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Duncan jars Yao Dick with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
-Duncan throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Duncan punches Yao Dick with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Duncan tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Yao Dick backs up Duncan with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Duncan slams Yao Dick with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Duncan pops Yao Dick with a barrage of glancing punches to the head. Yao Dick shakes his head to clear it.
-Duncan fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but Yao Dick escapes.
+Duncan attacks with a nice jab to the nose.
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-Duncan attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Yao Dick suprises Duncan with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Duncan attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Duncan thumps Yao Dick with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
-Duncan launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
-Duncan lunges with a cross to the nose, but misses.
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-Duncan paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 37 of 43 punches, and TIM DUNCAN landed 57 of 121 punches.
TIM DUNCAN won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 118-109
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Duncan is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 12: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 118-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 12: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 118-109
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 12: TIM DUNCAN 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 118-109
Yao Dick wins by decision!
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