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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Goodboy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, March 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Goodboy!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Goodboy comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Goodboy stuns Chomsky with a series of glancing punches to the jaw! Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Goodboy backs up Chomsky with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Chomsky covers up.
-Goodboy throws a volley of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Goodboy attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
+Goodboy catches Chomsky with a barrage of mean punches to the head. Chomsky is hurt!
+Chomsky takes charge with a loud jab to the eye.
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+Goodboy punches Chomsky with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Goodboy launches a pair of left punches to the head, but Chomsky ties him up.
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+Chomsky pokes Goodboy with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Goodboy throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Chomsky fires a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-Goodboy charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Goodboy lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky ducks.
-Goodboy launches a flurry of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Goodboy backs up Chomsky with a hard right to the temple!
+Goodboy jars Chomsky with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Chomsky hits Goodboy with a barrage of hard punches to the head! Goodboy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Goodboy staggers Chomsky with a barrage of mean shots to the eye!
+Chomsky smacks Goodboy with a series of punches to the chin.
-Goodboy lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+Goodboy tattoos Chomsky with a pair of nice blows to the nose. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goodboy landed 46 of 82 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches.

Goodboy won the round 10-9

Goodboy is winning the fight 10-9


Goodboy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Goodboy comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Goodboy tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but Chomsky ducks.
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-Goodboy lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Goodboy attacks with a series of shots to the temple, but Chomsky backs out of it.
+Chomsky tags Goodboy with a pair of wild shots to the nose. Goodboy ignores it.
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-Goodboy attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Goodboy hits Chomsky with a wild uppercut to the stomach.
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-Goodboy lunges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Chomsky pummels Goodboy with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Goodboy fires a volley of left blows to the eye, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
+Goodboy slams Chomsky with a series of shots to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Chomsky annoys Goodboy with a hard cross to the temple.
+Goodboy catches Chomsky with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Goodboy connects with a series of strong shots to the nose.
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+Chomsky tattoos Goodboy with a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
+Chomsky pummels Goodboy with a pair of commanding shots to the head!!
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+Goodboy whacks Chomsky with a volley of heavy blows to the solar plexus!
+Goodboy hurts Chomsky with a pair of strong blows to the stomach!
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+Goodboy fires a volley of vicious punches to the stomach. Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Goodboy landed 37 of 72 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches.

Goodboy won the round 10-9

Goodboy is winning the fight 20-18


Goodboy is obviously tired.

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Goodboy comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Goodboy attempts a right straight right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goodboy tries to land a pair of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Goodboy paws a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Goodboy attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Goodboy strikes with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Goodboy paws a series of right blows to the jaw, but Chomsky backs out of it.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
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+Chomsky stuns Goodboy with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach. Goodboy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Chomsky hits with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Goodboy doesn't notice.
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+Goodboy fires a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
-Goodboy launches a flurry of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Goodboy punches Chomsky with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky whacks Goodboy with a straight right to the solar plexus. Goodboy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Goodboy fires a left jab to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky catches Goodboy with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Goodboy smacks Chomsky with a wild uppercut to the chest.
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-Goodboy throws a pair of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Goodboy jars Chomsky with a barrage of commanding shots to the chin.
+Chomsky throws a off balance straight right to the ribs.
-Goodboy launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
-Goodboy tries to land a series of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Goodboy probes with a series of right blows to the temple, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
+Goodboy strikes with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goodboy landed 29 of 89 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Goodboy is winning the fight 29-28


Goodboy looks exhausted.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Goodboy comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Goodboy charges with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Goodboy fires a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Goodboy grazes Chomsky with a pair of stinging blows to the jaw.
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-Goodboy tries to land a series of left shots to the face, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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-Goodboy fires a right uppercut to the stomach, but Chomsky backs out of it.
+Chomsky attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Goodboy doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
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-Goodboy probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Chomsky ducks.
+Chomsky pummels Goodboy with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Goodboy tries a series of shots to the eye, but Chomsky backs out of it.
+Goodboy hits with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
-Goodboy probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Goodboy fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but Chomsky ducks.
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+Goodboy jars Chomsky with a series of heavy blows to the mouth!
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-Goodboy charges with a series of right shots to the nose, but only hits air.
+Chomsky connects with a heavy straight right to the chest.
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+Chomsky hurts Goodboy with a furious straight right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Goodboy with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Goodboy pummels Chomsky with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goodboy landed 20 of 81 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Goodboy can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Goodboy comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Goodboy lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Chomsky blocks.
+Chomsky fires a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
Chomsky lands a brutal left blow to the temple and Goodboy goes down!!

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Goodboy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Goodboy wallops Chomsky with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Chomsky scores with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Goodboy grimaces in pain.
-Goodboy charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Goodboy throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
+Goodboy tags Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky strikes with a series of punches to the chest!!
-Goodboy probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Chomsky scores with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky drills Goodboy with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach. Chomsky is hammering relentlessly! Goodboy falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Noam Chomsky wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goodboy can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goodboy 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goodboy 10-9
Round 2: Goodboy 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goodboy 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Noam Chomsky wins by a technical knockout!