Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\936782.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) dum dum dum defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Thursday, March 27, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is dum dum dum!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.
+Dum Dum Dum hammers Crazyfucker with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the eye, but Dum Dum Dum ties him up.
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+Dum Dum Dum scores with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Dum Dum Dum tosses a flurry of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
Dum Dum Dum lands a lightning blow to the head and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Dum Dum Dum with a pair of painful shots to the ribs. Dum Dum Dum ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Dum Dum Dum hits with a glancing jab to the chin!
+Crazyfucker pummels Dum Dum Dum with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dum Dum Dum throws a nice sweeping right to the jaw!!
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+Dum Dum Dum jolts Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the jaw, but Dum Dum Dum steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Dum Dum Dum with a nice cross to the face!
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+Dum Dum Dum tosses a powerful sweeping right to the chin.
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+Dum Dum Dum wallops Crazyfucker with a light hook to the head.
Dum Dum Dum lands a beautiful left punch in the nose and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dum Dum Dum annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches, and dum dum dum landed 31 of 32 punches.
dum dum dum won the round 10-7
dum dum dum is winning the fight 10-7
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.
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+Dum Dum Dum tags Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the ribs. Crazyfucker ignores it.
Dum Dum Dum lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
dum dum dum wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: dum dum dum 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: dum dum dum 10-7
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: dum dum dum 10-7
dum dum dum wins by a knockout!
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