Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\935543.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, March 19, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 527 pounds (239 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
+Beerguzzler fires a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beerguzzler clocks Marvelous with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
Beerguzzler lands a ferocious haymaker and Marvelous is knocked down!!
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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beerguzzler scores with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. Marvelous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Beerguzzler lands a brutal right uppercut and Marvelous staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Beerguzzler collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Marvelous can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!
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