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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom II defeated Dopey Dwarf by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-112.

Match Saturday, December 21, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Dopey Dwarf!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dwarf hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Cruiser fires a right right to the ribs, but Dwarf leaps aside.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser lands a pair of solid blows to the stomach.
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-Cruiser launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dwarf escapes.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Cruiser suprises Dwarf with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Dwarf fires a pair of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 12 of 23 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 24 of 31 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9


Cruiser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cruiser fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf blocks.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser lunges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf tosses a volley of wild shots to the temple.
+Cruiser jolts Dwarf with a hard uppercut to the ribs. Dwarf retreats to the far corner.
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-Dwarf probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Dwarf whacks Cruiser with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Cruiser paws a left uppercut to the chest, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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+Dwarf lands a volley of punches to the head! Cruiser doesn't notice.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf lands a barrage of punches to the ribs. Cruiser shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 10 of 24 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 24 of 33 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dwarf tags Cruiser with a series of furious punches to the ribs! Cruiser asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dwarf wallops Cruiser with a pair of loud punches to the mouth!
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-Cruiser attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf drills Cruiser with a series of punches to the eye.
+Dwarf stuns Cruiser with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Cruiser nails Dwarf with a pair of light blows to the ribs! Dwarf falls against the ropes!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Cruiser hits with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser suprises Dwarf with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
-Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Cruiser stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 12 of 25 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 23 of 34 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruiser lands a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cruiser attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Cruiser laughs!
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+Dwarf fires a light hook to the chin. Cruiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dwarf tosses a series of light punches to the face.
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-Cruiser attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf jars Cruiser with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 22 of 29 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the nose!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Cruiser takes it in the forearms.
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-Cruiser throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Dwarf covers himself well.
+Dwarf rocks Cruiser with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Cruiser probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
+Cruiser rocks Dwarf with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Cruiser backs up Dwarf with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest!!
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-Cruiser probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf backs out of it.
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+Dwarf fires a nasty uppercut to the chest. Cruiser quickly recovers.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf throws a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Cruiser backs out of it.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dwarf backs out of it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser rocks Dwarf with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Cruiser jars Dwarf with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 18 of 39 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dwarf probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf attacks with a stiff uppercut to the chin.
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-Cruiser tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cruiser tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dwarf pounds Cruiser with a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Cruiser seems wobbly!
-Cruiser throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Cruiser launches a right cross to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Cruiser fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf hits Cruiser with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Cruiser ignores it.
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-Dwarf fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Cruiser backs out of it.
+Dwarf nails Cruiser with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Cruiser nails Dwarf with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus.
-Cruiser lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cruiser throws a series of loud blows to the chest.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 18 of 43 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 30 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 58-56


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dwarf pummels Cruiser with a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Dwarf charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cruiser tosses a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cruiser tosses a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dwarf hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Cruiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dwarf probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Cruiser ducks.
-Cruiser launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Cruiser lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Dwarf backs out of it.
+Dwarf grazes Cruiser with a off balance hook to the temple.
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-Cruiser probes with a hook to the chest, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
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+Cruiser staggers Dwarf with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
-Cruiser throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 17 of 39 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 15 of 30 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 67-66


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cruiser lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Cruiser throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf ducks.
+Dwarf catches Cruiser with a volley of blows to the jaw.
+Cruiser pummels Dwarf with a volley of punches to the chest. Dwarf shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Cruiser lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Cruiser charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dwarf probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but Cruiser steps aside and laughs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
+Dwarf lashes out with a series of punches to the eye!
-Cruiser lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Cruiser thumps Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Dwarf lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Dwarf jolts Cruiser with a series of vicious punches to the nose!!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 19 of 42 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 21 of 42 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruiser staggers Dwarf with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dwarf thumps Cruiser with a jab to the mouth!!
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-Dwarf lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Cruiser escapes.
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+Dwarf suprises Cruiser with a barrage of furious blows to the jaw.
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+Cruiser tags Dwarf with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser probes with a hook to the ribs, but Dwarf covers himself well.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Dwarf fires a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Dwarf attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser whacks Dwarf with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Cruiser catches Dwarf with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest. Dwarf sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dwarf charges with a sweeping right to the temple, but Cruiser ducks just in time.
-Cruiser launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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-Cruiser paws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Cruiser paws a series of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 20 of 40 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 40 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 86-85


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cruiser tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dwarf ducks.
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+Cruiser catches Dwarf with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Cruiser quickly backs away.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Cruiser smacks Dwarf with a flurry of stinging shots to the solar plexus!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the chin!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Cruiser staggers Dwarf with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dwarf punches Cruiser with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Dwarf smacks Cruiser with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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-Cruiser tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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-Cruiser lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 21 of 44 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 21 of 39 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 96-94


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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-Cruiser attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
-Cruiser probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dwarf ties him up.
+Dwarf pummels Cruiser with a barrage of punches to the head. Cruiser is hurt!
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-Dwarf launches a jab to the head, but Cruiser ducks.
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-Dwarf charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Cruiser deftly avoits it.
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-Cruiser fires a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Cruiser punches Dwarf with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dwarf punches Cruiser with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cruiser escapes.
-Dwarf probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Cruiser beats a hasty retreat.
+Cruiser hits Dwarf with a series of stiff punches to the chest. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 21 of 37 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 38 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 106-103


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Cruiser is brawling. (inside)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dwarf belts Cruiser with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Dwarf lands a stinging sweeping right to the head. Cruiser is hurt!
-Cruiser tries to land a series of blows to the head, but Dwarf covers himself well.
-Dwarf probes with a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Dwarf hits with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Cruiser laughs!
+Cruiser attacks with a pair of shots to the face.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a left right to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Cruiser nails Dwarf with a series of nice punches to the mouth!!
Cruiser lands a ferocious haymaker and Dwarf lands flat on his back!!

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Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cruiser attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Dwarf escapes.
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+Dwarf hurts Cruiser with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Dwarf rocks Cruiser with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Cruiser fires a series of loud shots to the jaw!!
+Cruiser smashes Dwarf with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Dwarf punches Cruiser with a mean straight right to the mouth.
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+Dwarf connects with a commanding sweeping right to the nose.
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+Dwarf shakes Cruiser with a flurry of punches to the nose. Cruiser grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 19 of 38 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 31 of 36 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-8

Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 116-111


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dwarf is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom II 116-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom II 116-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom II 116-112

Cruiser Dork Boom II wins by decision!