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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, December 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 454 pounds (206 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Marvelous tries to land a barrage of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Marvelous with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Pillow Hands staggers Marvelous with a flurry of shots to the chin! Marvelous asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Marvelous with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Marvelous thumps Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the ribs.
Pillow Hands lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Marvelous is knocked out of the ring!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a glancing jab to the eye.
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-Marvelous charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Marvelous with a volley of punches to the face. Marvelous shakes his head to clear it.
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-Marvelous attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but Marvelous narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous lunges with a left jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a pair of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
+Pillow Hands scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Marvelous tries to land a series of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 35 of 39 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-8


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Marvelous is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Pillow Hands lands a quick hook and Marvelous is knocked out of the ring!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Marvelous tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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-Marvelous attacks with a pair of shots to the chin, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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-Marvelous tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Marvelous tries a pair of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands clocks Marvelous with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Pillow Hands attacks with a series of hard punches to the head. Marvelous covers up.
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-Marvelous tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the face.
-Marvelous attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
+Marvelous hits with a volley of blows to the chin. Pillow Hands laughs!
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-Marvelous charges with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Marvelous probes with a series of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Marvelous with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Pillow Hands backs up Marvelous with a barrage of quick blows to the eye. Marvelous seems wobbly!
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 41 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-16


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Marvelous fires a volley of shots to the head.
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-Marvelous throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
+Pillow Hands jolts Marvelous with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach!! Marvelous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Marvelous paws a barrage of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
+Pillow Hands fires a series of light punches to the ribs.
-Marvelous probes with a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
+Pillow Hands rocks Marvelous with a barrage of strong blows to the mouth. Marvelous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Pillow Hands throws a jab to the nose.
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-Marvelous lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a wild jab to the face.
Pillow Hands lands a devestating hook and Marvelous bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands launches a uppercut to the face, but Marvelous ties him up.
+Pillow Hands annoys Marvelous with a barrage of nasty blows to the head.
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+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a volley of shots to the chest. Pillow Hands attacks like a wild man! Marvelous falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.

The doctor won't let "marvelous" Mike Beirnes continue the fight! Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!