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(Heavyweight) "marvelous" Mike Beirnes defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Sunday, November 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 439 pounds (199 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

-Marvelous lashes out with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Marvelous tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the head. Marvelous doesn't seem bothered.
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-Marvelous charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw. Marvelous is hurt!
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-Marvelous launches a pair of right blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Marvelous tries to land a volley of shots to the nose, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left blows to the head, but Marvelous quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 37 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

-Marvelous tries to land a barrage of right shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Marvelous ties him up.
+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Pillow Hands tosses a barrage of light shots to the eye!!
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+Pillow Hands hammers Marvelous with a flurry of hard shots to the temple.
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-Marvelous attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
+Marvelous hits Pillow Hands with a volley of strong blows to the chin.
Marvelous lands a lightning left uppercut and Pillow Hands goes down!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pillow Hands pokes Marvelous with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the jaw. Marvelous sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of nasty blows to the eye.
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-Marvelous lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
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-Marvelous throws a series of left shots to the nose, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
+Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 33 of 41 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 4 of 39 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-8

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 19-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Marvelous grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Marvelous punches Pillow Hands with a pair of strong punches to the face.
Marvelous lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Pillow Hands bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous tries to land a left to the eye, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
-Marvelous attacks with a barrage of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Marvelous fires a flurry of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs. Marvelous shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Marvelous quickly backs away.
-Marvelous probes with a left uppercut to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Pillow Hands slams Marvelous with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Pillow Hands slams Marvelous with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Marvelous with a pair of shots to the mouth. Marvelous retreats to the far corner.
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-Marvelous charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Marvelous is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! "marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by a technical knockout!