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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\918109.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom II defeated Barack Obama by majority decision: 114-114, 115-114, 115-114.Match Saturday, November 16, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom II!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Barack Obama!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Cruiser grazes Obama with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Obama is hurt!
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama hammers Cruiser with a pair of off balance punches to the chest!! Cruiser grimaces in pain.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama fires a volley of punches to the ribs. Cruiser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Obama jolts Cruiser with a hook to the stomach. Cruiser doesn't notice.
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-Cruiser attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser lunges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 11 of 27 punches, and Barack Obama landed 23 of 24 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 10-9
Cruiser doesn't want to stop fighting!
Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cruiser tries to land a pair of right shots to the chest, but Obama leaps aside.
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-Cruiser paws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
+Obama jolts Cruiser with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Cruiser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama hits Cruiser with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach!!
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-Cruiser charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Obama takes it in the forearms.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser connects with a commanding straight right to the chest.
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+Obama hits with a solid jab to the solar plexus. Cruiser seems wobbly!
+Obama hits Cruiser with a light straight right to the ribs. Cruiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser tags Obama with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Obama sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 12 of 25 punches, and Barack Obama landed 21 of 24 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 20-18
Cruiser doesn't want to stop fighting!
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Obama annoys Cruiser with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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+Obama suprises Cruiser with a series of light punches to the temple!! Cruiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama throws a series of heavy punches to the head. Cruiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Obama steps aside and laughs.
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+Cruiser fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 11 of 25 punches, and Barack Obama landed 22 of 24 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 30-27
Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser pummels Obama with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach!
+Obama tattoos Cruiser with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Cruiser tries to land a hook to the solar plexus, but Obama deftly avoits it.
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+Obama slams Cruiser with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Cruiser covers up.
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+Obama throws a series of loud punches to the nose. Cruiser shakes his head to clear it.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser attacks with a series of left shots to the chest, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Obama throws a series of nasty punches to the mouth!
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 11 of 25 punches, and Barack Obama landed 20 of 24 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 40-36
Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Obama hammers Cruiser with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama hurts Cruiser with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Cruiser punches Obama with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Obama connects with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
+Obama scores with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
-Cruiser paws a left straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Cruiser tosses a pair of quick blows to the chest.
-Cruiser charges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Obama connects with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Cruiser lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Obama narrowly avoids it
+Cruiser drills Obama with a series of light shots to the ribs! Obama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Cruiser fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Cruiser grazes Obama with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 20 of 44 punches, and Barack Obama landed 21 of 22 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 49-46
Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cruiser attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but Obama stays away from it.
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-Cruiser probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cruiser strikes with a pair of shots to the stomach. Obama sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Obama fires a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Cruiser seems wobbly!
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Obama leaps aside.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama hits with a volley of punches to the head.
+Obama pokes Cruiser with a straight right to the eye. Cruiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Cruiser fires a pair of wild shots to the stomach. Obama ignores it.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser tags Obama with a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus!! Obama shakes his head to clear it.
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+Cruiser fires a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 20 of 41 punches, and Barack Obama landed 18 of 26 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 58-56
Cruiser doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Obama thumps Cruiser with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Cruiser annoys Obama with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
+Obama fires a flurry of blows to the eye. Cruiser quickly recovers.
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-Cruiser charges with a right to the stomach, but Obama steps aside and laughs.
+Cruiser hits Obama with a volley of light blows to the stomach.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama tosses a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Obama jolts Cruiser with a jab to the face.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser fires a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 18 of 41 punches, and Barack Obama landed 21 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Barack Obama is winning the fight 67-66
Cruiser doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Cruiser jars Obama with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Obama quickly recovers.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser strikes with a strong uppercut to the ribs.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama throws a series of light punches to the jaw.
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-Cruiser tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Obama leaps aside.
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+Obama hits with a mean jab to the jaw.
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-Cruiser fires a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser punches Obama with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Obama hits Cruiser with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
-Cruiser launches a left hook to the solar plexus, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 19 of 38 punches, and Barack Obama landed 19 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cruiser probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Obama ducks.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser annoys Obama with a mean hook to the ribs.
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+Obama stuns Cruiser with a series of stiff punches to the temple! Cruiser is hurt!
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+Obama throws a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
-Cruiser paws a uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Obama sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Cruiser attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
+Obama throws a series of punches to the face.
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+Cruiser smacks Obama with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Cruiser probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser grazes Obama with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 19 of 39 punches, and Barack Obama landed 18 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 86-85
Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser attacks with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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-Cruiser tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Cruiser probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Obama hides behind his gloves.
Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama rocks Cruiser with a sweeping right to the face. Cruiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Cruiser probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Obama stays away from it.
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+Obama smashes Cruiser with a pair of painful punches to the nose. Cruiser doesn't notice.
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Obama tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama clocks Cruiser with a volley of quick punches to the head.
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+Cruiser tattoos Obama with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Obama covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 18 of 37 punches, and Barack Obama landed 17 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 96-94
Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Cruiser is brawling. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Cruiser nails Obama with a pair of punches to the face. Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Obama jolts Cruiser with a pair of powerful punches to the chin!!
-Cruiser throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Obama covers himself well.
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+Cruiser slams Obama with a series of light shots to the jaw. Obama asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Obama jars Cruiser with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a hook to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Cruiser attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Cruiser throws a left sweeping right to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Obama smacks Cruiser with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Cruiser throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 17 of 41 punches, and Barack Obama landed 24 of 25 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom II is winning the fight 105-104
Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Obama is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Cruiser is brawling. (inside)
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Obama hits Cruiser with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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-Cruiser lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Cruiser charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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+Obama smacks Cruiser with a volley of powerful punches to the temple!
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-Cruiser probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Obama connects with a pair of punches to the jaw. Cruiser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Obama punches Cruiser with a left to the jaw.
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+Cruiser rocks Obama with a flurry of mean blows to the eye.
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+Cruiser grazes Obama with a series of commanding shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom II landed 18 of 38 punches, and Barack Obama landed 23 of 23 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Obama is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 12: Barack Obama 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Barack Obama 10-9
Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom II 115-114
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Barack Obama 10-9
Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom II 115-114
Cruiser Dork Boom II wins by decision!
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