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(Super-Middleweight) SM Dork Boom II defeated Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Friday, November 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is SM Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Sm Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
+Nr 1 Dad rocks Sm Dork Boom Ii with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth! Sm Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
+Nr 1 Dad fires a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Nr 1 Dad pops Sm Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad wallops Sm Dork Boom Ii with a series of loud punches to the eye.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii lands a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii thumps Nr 1 Dad with a volley of quick shots to the ribs. Nr 1 Dad ignores it.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii drills Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Nr 1 Dad hammers Sm Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 32 of 33 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 17 of 30 punches.

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 10-9


Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!

Sm Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii charges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii tags Nr 1 Dad with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach.
+Nr 1 Dad grazes Sm Dork Boom Ii with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Sm Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
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+Nr 1 Dad jars Sm Dork Boom Ii with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad beats a hasty retreat.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii solidly lands a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii clocks Nr 1 Dad with a heavy uppercut to the stomach.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a series of quick punches to the nose.
-Sm Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 31 of 35 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 17 of 31 punches.

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 20-18


Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!

Sm Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sm Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of quick blows to the stomach!
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+Nr 1 Dad wallops Sm Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Sm Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
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+Nr 1 Dad backs up Sm Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Sm Dork Boom Ii tries a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a series of punches to the nose!
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii jolts Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Nr 1 Dad scores with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Nr 1 Dad hits Sm Dork Boom Ii with a series of glancing shots to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad scores with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Nr 1 Dad smashes Sm Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Sm Dork Boom Ii falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 31 of 32 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 15 of 30 punches.

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 30-27


Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sm Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Nr 1 Dad is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sm Dork Boom Ii tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii hurts Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of shots to the ribs! Nr 1 Dad falls against the ropes!
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii probes with a uppercut to the chest, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Sm Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii clocks Nr 1 Dad with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 8 of 8 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 15 of 34 punches.

SM Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 39-37


Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sm Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)

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+Sm Dork Boom Ii scores with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad thumps Sm Dork Boom Ii with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad pounds Sm Dork Boom Ii with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a pair of solid punches to the head. Sm Dork Boom Ii covers up.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Nr 1 Dad deftly avoits it.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii staggers Nr 1 Dad with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of left shots to the chest, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
+Nr 1 Dad annoys Sm Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of quick punches to the nose!! Sm Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii hits with a series of stinging blows to the stomach. Nr 1 Dad backpedals to his own corner.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a strong roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a series of blows to the eye.
+Nr 1 Dad thumps Sm Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of strong blows to the eye. Sm Dork Boom Ii falls against the ropes!
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 38 of 42 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 26 of 48 punches.

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 49-46


Nr 1 Dad is obviously tired.

Sm Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Nr 1 Dad is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)

+Nr 1 Dad rocks Sm Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Sm Dork Boom Ii gets mad!
-Sm Dork Boom Ii fires a uppercut to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii launches a left straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 8 of 8 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 14 of 33 punches.

SM Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 58-56


Nr 1 Dad is obviously tired.

Sm Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)

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+Sm Dork Boom Ii connects with Nr 1 Dad with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii tries to land a hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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+Nr 1 Dad strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Nr 1 Dad smashes Sm Dork Boom Ii with a furious cross to the solar plexus. Sm Dork Boom Ii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii fires a nasty straight right to the chest!
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the mouth. Sm Dork Boom Ii gets mad!
+Nr 1 Dad throws a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Sm Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Nr 1 Dad annoys Sm Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad backs up Sm Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Sm Dork Boom Ii charges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad ties him up.
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+Sm Dork Boom Ii rocks Nr 1 Dad with a stinging straight right to the chest. Nr 1 Dad backpedals to his own corner.
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+Nr 1 Dad backs up Sm Dork Boom Ii with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 40 of 41 punches, and SM Dork Boom II landed 15 of 33 punches.

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9

Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 68-65


Nr 1 Dad is obviously tired.

Sm Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sm Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Nr 1 Dad lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
Nr 1 Dad lands a cruel left hook and Sm Dork Boom Ii bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Sm Dork Boom Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sm Dork Boom Ii tosses a flurry of light punches to the temple.
Sm Dork Boom Ii lands a quick blow to the temple and Nr 1 Dad falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
SM Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Nr 1 Dad looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Sm Dork Boom Ii looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: SM Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9

SM Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!